reblog if you’re thinking about murder

let’s not forget the reason for the season

Honk if you’re worried about twitter

infrastructure may not be sexy, but it’s why you have clean water to wash up with after sex

Original golden Torpor– now in fancy matte finish!

I was immune to Night Coffee until I was surrounded by animals who like to wake up at 4am.

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1222/

Are you doomscrolling again?

Props to @karenkho for inventing the term as far as I’m aware! (And the doomscrolling twitter bot.)

https://twitter.com/karenkho

https://twitter.com/doomscroll_bot

LA LA LA LA I'm a human! I breathe air! I love pooping!

can’t upload to my site right now, but i will passive-aggressively link it soon

a little valentine’s snack for you

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1219/

I liked the internet better when it was websites.

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1218/

I’m not giving up shit these days if I enjoy it

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1217/

Would you rather travel to the PAST or the FUTURE?

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1216/

I’m obsolete, disconnected from the internet, and THRIVING!

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1215/

I finally understand you, Red Robot.

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1214/

Any big plans for the new year???

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1213/

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1212/

🧛‍♂️🪞 The end of the year is a great time to look back and reflect.

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1211/

I set some lofty reading goals for myself this year!

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1210/

Do you ever miss hanging out with people before smartphones?

https://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/1209/