obsessed

This person wanted to be the GOAT… and while they were at it they also studied to be a caprine hoofed mammal.

STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS 2.03

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

Text version:

Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

On the one hand I'm laughing, but on the other hand I forget sometimes that ya'll over there in the west do have some issues with fire. So um. Please don't set yourselves more on fire this weekend.

their 7/3/23 tweet

ANSON MOUNT as Captain Christopher Pike in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds 2.02

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

queer is such a good word. im queer as in fuck you. queer as in odd. queer as in fucked-in-the-head. queer as in i hope you choke on it. queer as in a slur i laugh at. queer as in not like you. queer as in none of your business. queer as in a line in the fucking dirt. queer as in we’re here. get used to it. queer as in this is who i am and what i am. queer as in im different and i dont fucking care. queer as in with or without you i exist and ill keep doing it. queer as in queer

edit: because people keep deleting my addition, ill say it here. this post is inherently anti “q slur”. queer as in spiteful doesnt leave room for queerphobic fuckery

birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that

glossy ibis

european starling

greater blue eared starling

nicobar pigeon

purple martin

glowing puffleg

violet backed starling

+ special shoutout to rob garren and his purple poultry project. he is breeding his chickens to be very shiny and very purple

baby autusm so small . the hawk take him away

yknow what yeah. tony hawk take him away

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

wonder woman out here still saving lives

Mount St. Helens acts up, May 18, 1980. The Eruption Of Mount St. Helens. Graphic Films. 1980.

Internet Archive

“acts up”

Woman Moment™️

Late 1800s doctor voice: a classic case of female hysteria

I support women’s rights but more importantly I support women’s wrongs

Reblogging WITHOUT the TERF in the notes.

dont play defense

every time i see the word peonies without context

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

This is a marigold:

This is a peony:

And this is a bitch

this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.

Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way:

….But at the same time, she doesn’t tolerate being objectified against her wishes:

….And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I’ve seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty ™ Bitch ™ or full blown villain.

One of the things I also really like about this comic, besides what’s already been stated, is that the humor isn’t always about her being sexy. Sometimes it’s just about other goofy things in her life!

oh yes many of them are experienes just anybody can relate to

but then there’s also the time she just….built a functional AI?

she just didn’t predict how the robot rebellion would really manifest

I love how there isn’t a single dialogue bubble, yet you can fully understand what’s happening.

Always reblog Jucika.

No offense but the internet gives you the most wrong and fucked up idea of helping people because people get mad if you don't care about disasters happening in 72 countries, meanwhile the people in real life that are doing the most good picked one VERY SPECIFIC thing to care about and care about it REALLY HARD

Walks up to a guy working on restoring a native tree species to his downtown "why aren't you posting about grasses in Turkmenistan!"

The internet has taken a whole generation of bright, motivated, passionate young people who care and have big hearts and turned them into paralyzed, shattered wrecks too crushed by the weight of the world's pain to hand a pair of socks to a person in need

tumblr users preparing for an influx of twitter refugees:

tumblr users preparing for an influx of reddit refugees:

#the difference is we’re pretty sure the redditors can be housebroken (via @roach-works)

sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour