Phil: [Seeing the new Missa art] Aww!! [Realizes he missed Missa logging on again] Oh– I'M GONNA FCKING KILL MYSELF [Laughs]

Tubbo: [VINE BOOM]

Phil: Oh my god! Did fcking Missa log on again?!

Tubbo: At this point, I'm convinced he's just doing it to fck with you. It's like some kind of sadistic joke.

Phil: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! This is– ah god, come on...

Tubbo: It's /pos psychological warfare in your platonic marriage.

Phil: [Whines] Oh, he did cakes for them, look!

this is so funny to me for some reason. grian being a filthy millennial at etho, to etho's despair,

"𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑙 𝑞𝑢𝑒 𝑛𝑜 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎~~"

"𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑙 𝑞𝑢𝑒 𝑛𝑜 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎~~"

AMIGA DATE CUENTA

Missa: HELL NO! WAIT, NO! NOBODY CAN BE SO GOOD DURING A WHOLE YEAR! Sure he pranked me a couple of times, but nothing serious! Sure, I killed my grandma by accident thanks to him, but it wasn't that bad!

Chat: Dude, he made you live in a zoo.

Missa, suffering and laughing: Fucking BadBoyHalo...

La suerte que se carga este hombre, se los juro

El vato nomás quería hacer pastelitos para sus hijos JAJAJAJAJAJ

In participation of the MCYT Recursive Exchange 2024 hosted by @mcytrecursive!

Inspired by know that all my love will be your breath (i will save you when your lights go out)

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does anyone know where I can find good reference images of victorian-era wheelchairs? I want to draw the jovial contrarian but all the wheelchair art refs/tutorials I can find are for modern wheelchairs

okay so here's a few photo's i have on hand for ref

Here is an article on the history of the wheelchair, which has some info on the victorian era ones

Image from that one, circa late 1860s.

Another from the science museum, late victorian era:

This one in particular is noteworthy as : "unlike a typical bath chair, the wheels are fitted with an extra ring to allow the chair to be driven by the passenger. " so perhaps keep that in mind for drawing too

So i usually go off of the old picture + combine some facets of modern wheelchair for Fallen London, since i think The Neath could have some of it own technological advancments

Hope these are helpful!

Here are a couple of pages from two Silber & Fleming catalogues from the 1880s (first, second), listing various types of wheelchairs for sale.

what is this from

the titanic

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

TOMMYINNIT IS BISEXUAL?

tubbo just trying to bait him into saying the f slur:

tommy: i can say part of it HEAR THAT YOU GOTS

^ lmfao here guys

For context, me and a few of my fellow crows on Phil’s Discord had this idea of “What if there were Minecraft crows that were specialized and adapted to live in different realms/biomes?”

And now we have End Crows 💜

Transcript & closeups below:

I can’t stop getting emotional about how tenderly a shepherd caresses his dog’s face on this marble sarcophagus from the third century

The dog’s face is just so lovingly crafted and it’s much more finely detailed than some of the other animals in the piece. The expression is pure contentment and devotion. This scene is a tiny portion of a huge elaborate sculpture but I really feel like the artist was trying to capture a specific emotion with these two. The way that you feel when you look at your dog is thousands of years old.

An extract from Cynegeticus [On Hunting (with Dogs)], by the Greek writer Arrian (86-160 CE), about his dog, Horme [Dash]:

THE WOODCHIPS

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

American author Mark Twain (b. 1835) lurches from his grave only to give you a massive thumbs up and die again

Mark Twain essentially invented the genre of a bystander sent into a time-travel sci-fi plot just to get someone to draw this image for him. And today we can simply search for such a picture. It is a time of wonders

#this post has everything. zombies. knights. bicycles. knights on bicycles. mark twain.

meet the mind of illusion.

[song: infiltrator — christoffer moe ditlevsen]

Si necesitan el contexto con gusto les explico en priv ☝️🤓

[After they talk about Pac's debt to the Pancake Mafia, and Pac warns her about Sir Reaper]

Bagi: I think you're the one that needs to be careful, because soon you might lose your other leg.

Pac: N-no! NO! Please don't! Stop- stop! STOP TALKING LIKE YOUR BROTHER!

Bagi: [Laughs]

Pac: I'll pay you– I'm going to pay you!

I want to give a MASSIVE thank you to @wasabi-ribs, who was kind enough to check my translations and help me with the parts I missed (and also reviewed the final subtitled video)!

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finally posting daily doodles again on twitter after like a two or three month hiatus :,D (sorry about that impulsesvdaily fans </3) so I thought I’d share some on here as well as a lil white castle doodle (because impulse has canonical rizz apparently??)

as well as uh.. a lil spoiler for a thing I’m working on :3

UNLEASH THE HERMITS!!! Congrats to the Gamers Outreach event for reaching a total of ONE MILLION DOLLARS RAISED!!