fanart i drew of les amis dying in a glue trap
modern AU where both Enjolras and Grantaire are posting on AITA after every meeting
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Fun with the Family.
Poor Faramir.
maybe it’s time i watch the gay pirates
oh this is like GAY gay i thought we were all just fantasising again
i’m not the same person anymore
jonathan harker: cool, thanks for the crucifix, literally only taking this to end a socially awkward situation, why is this relevant?
all of us, with the cultural knowledge of how the story of Dracula works:
Vampire and werewolf dating
This is an ongoing series by @sarahseeandersen called “Fangs” - it’s absolutely worth following and keeping up with!
cloud-guy
Sharing the credited version!
In
no
particular
order
pisswallet
really cool. so its a goth and a hippie
madmansworkshop
Me and whatever goth gf I’m given
Fangs
by Sarah Andersen
ISBN: 978-1524860677
i love straight people because i’ll be doubting my sexuality then talk to straight people for 2 seconds and get struck by a bolt of queerness so strong it powers me for the rest of the semester. god bless
“He was elemental in my life," Springsteen adds, "and losing him was like losing the rain.” We don’t often talk of friendships with this sort of power.
The most important relationship in your life is supposed to be your romantic one (and you’re supposed to have a romantic one). Love for anyone but a spouse or an extremely close blood relation is often considered a nice bonus, but not the thing that life is made of. Most of us understand the importance of friendship, but are not often given the language with which to express it.
This is especially true for men. But here is a man who has all those things—a talented and beautiful wife, three successful kids—taking time to recognize the power of friendship, and speaking of it in the grand, metaphorical language we typically reserve for romance.
Because there is romance in friendship. There’s infatuation and awe and the feeling of wanting to be around this person all the time, and it’s important to acknowledge that. It’s the same part of me tearing up at Springsteen’s recollection of Clemons as it is tearing up at a wedding, because that connection between people is beautiful and deserves to be celebrated.
This is corny as hell, I know, but so is Springsteen. Love is love."
i wanna be masc but in the way twink ass boys from the 80s were masc
bruce springsteen kisses clarence clemons in the finale of thunder road. 1985, parc de la courneuve, paris
imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow
radglawr
you have a beautiful imagination
him: what are you thinking about?
her: oh.. it’s nothing…..
her brain, longingly:
“Poor little parrot, killed by the high temperatures..”
“Ah no, it’s a corn”
If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.
I’d have three nickels.
What is a Snape Wife? Someone fill me in on all these Harry Potter cults 😂
Snape wives (or as they called themselves, Snapeists) were an online cult made mostly of middle-aged women who believed the following
- Severus Snape is an omniscient, unkillable entity residing on the astral plane.
- Snape is the one true god.
- Snape possessed JKR to write the Harry Potter books, but she got several things wrong; most importantly Snape dying.
- The spirit of Snape abandoned JKR because she wasn't good enough for him and created the Snapists instead.
- Snape chose several Snapists that have a special connection with him to lead his religion.
- Snapists can serve Snape by marrying him and becoming sister-wives (there was lots of debate on if they could have boyfriends/husbands other than Snape in the real world).
- Snape contacts his followers who are worthy, both in dreams and by possessing real life people.
- To be worthy of Snape, you need to be... basically a tradwife. Obey Snape in all things, never question him, don't be independent, be pretty, be thin, only have feminine hobbies, etc.
The snapewives wrote a crazy amount of fanfiction about Snape, both erotic and otherwise. Plus they had their own prayers, ceremonies, shrines... shit was wild. The whole religion fell apart when one of the leaders criticized Snape and was subsequently bullied out of the community and another decided that the one true god was actually Jethro Gibbs from NCIS.
when the second half of that last sentence hits you like a brick in the face
baruchobramowitz-deactivated201
Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
dignified-and-old
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”
“You always do this to me, Mom.”
