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Royalty Purple

@royalty-purple

they/he pronouns | 🏳️‍⚧️✨Nonbinary Trans-masculine✨🏳️‍⚧️ | 🏳️‍🌈✨Bisexual✨🏳️‍🌈
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shout the fuck out to bald girls btw. let it be known that i will show the fuck up for bald/balding girls any hour of the day, any day of the week, any week of the year. you could call me up at 3 in the morning and tell me that you happened upon some receding hairline queens who need hyping up and i would tell you i'll be there in five. i love you bald girls

to clarify for some who asked: i'm talking ALL bald/balding girls, regardless of the cause of hair loss. alopecia, chemo treatment, trichotillomania, hormones (looking at you, trans girlies!!!), or even if you've shaved your head yourself, all of you deserve to be hyped up and to be reminded that you look fucking amazing and you are 1000 times stronger and swaggier than anyone who isn't willing to let go of beauty standards to see how brilliantly you shine. to take it again: I LOVE YOU BALD GIRLS

Anonymous asked:

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

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Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

Oh Christ

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This is the color your cat is

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

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every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

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I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

Moldy forest cat

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

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Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.

the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead

i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)

GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH

We Love Green Cat

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

alright Imma just say it.

being child free by choice and circumstance is amazing and valid and wonderful. deciding that not having a child is a better life style choice for you is actually so selfless and amazing and good.

hating children is not punk.

actively acting like children, who are statistically some of the most neglected and marginalized people on the planet, are really making things worse is not cool.

when you say/post things like “children are fine I just don’t want them in my grocery store, airplane, other place where there is probably a necessity for a child to be in some point or time” you are not only showing that you don’t view children as you know human beings, but you are also using the same outdated logic as “I don’t care what the gay people do behind closed doors I just don’t want to see it.”

grow up.

stop tagging my posts about my kid “there is one good child”. children are human BEINGS and I know it’s a goof but with the violence statistically against children (and I’m not talking about the weirdo sound of freedom save our children bullshit I’m talking about real life in home ABUSE) it’s not the time for jokes.

I think something very scary that is happening for the newer generation is that the invisible audience no longer exists. They’re not invisible, they’re right there, in their pocket all the time, and that is so physiologically damaging.

“he he ho ho elder millennial thinks technology is evil and Edison was a witch”

fucking no but don’t you remember in middle school when you were like “I’m horrible and everyone hates me” but you literally never had any evidence to back that up so you eventually grew out of it? Now imagine you had a little light box that people from all over the world could tell you that actually yeah they did hate you , and they could do it anonymously. Why do you think teens today are so fucking obsessed with cringe? Why do you think you haven’t seen a gen z horse girl? Like the audience isn’t invisible anymore and the kids have to perform form the second their born.

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(for clarification, aotearoa is the original māori name for new zealand and is used widely across the country. nz is also often referred to as "aotearoa new zealand" instead of one or the other!!!)

please reblog because I'm kiwi and I need this to get to people who don't follow me directly for less biased results!!!

here's a pronunciation guide for all of you asking [:

EDIT: someone has brought it to my attention that the FULL māori name for new zealand is aotearoa me te waipounamu, which encompasses both north and south island. Some iwi (māori communities/tribes) would rather that aotearoa me te waipounamu become the official name for the country. thank you everyone who is providing opportunities for learning in this post!!

Simon, whose hands shook slightly as he finally figured out how to tie his bow tie, shifted nervously in the mirror in front of him.

Simon, who'd been taught self-doubt all his life, pushed all negative thoughts out of his mind as a genuine smile lined his lips while he inspected his reflection.

Simon, who smiled all the way to the wedding venue, couldn't stop rambling to the boys about nonsense in an attempt to ease his nerves.

Simon, who shifted between his feet nervously as he anxiously awaited your arrival, chuckled at a few jokes Johnny threw his way.

Simon, who stole a glance over at his best mate Johnny, found him already looking back at him with a smile matching his own.

Simon, whose breath hitched as the music signaling your arrival began, felt his heart skip a beat as his eyes finally landed on you, his beloved.

Simon, who rarely showed emotion to anyone besides you, struggled to hold back the hot tears forming in his eyes as he took you in in your beautiful white wedding gown.

Simon, who was normally a man of few words, gave his vow to you, not leaving a single dry eye in the audience.

Simon, who always spoke louder with actions than words, kissed you like it was the last time he'd have a chance to when you were finally announced as his wife.

And Simon, whose heart was more full than it had ever been in his life, smiled down at you as he realized he had the rest of his life to spend with the one person who'd shown him what he never had...love.

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idea for Ghoapbusters because your last post reminded me of one of my headcanons:

Simon having a PTSD episode, and needs a lot of pressure when these situations happen. And Simon is a bear of a man, so he’d need a lot of it. But even then, sometimes it did work and he’d have to ride it out. But after he got together with you and johnny? He found his solution. He has you and soap lay directly on him and he’s never calmed done from an episode so fast. It’s because the weight combined with physical touch and your smell that calm him down so fast. It’s home to him. When he feels you, and smells your shampoo and soaps cologne, he knows he’s not with Roba, or his father, or back in any other one of his traumatic missions.

He’s at home, safe in his lover’s arms

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Home. Simon is home. Safe and secure and loved and—oh fuck, he's loved.

He's all this, things he never expected to be, and doesn't know what the fuck to do with himself. So he works purely on instinct.

Simon tightens his hold around you two and yeah, he's home.

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