The Judge - twenty one pilots

waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

“the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

you know whats really cute? people who pay attention to you .. i don’t mean in a vain sort of way…but in a “oh half the pizza doesn’t have anchovies bc i remember you saying you don’t like fish” type attention.

not gonna lie… I miss them. I miss their voices. I miss their shows. I miss them together… I miss my boys

big time rush… if ur out there

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

I love this

A satisfying effect of a pressure wash. 

pressure wash my body plz

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.

I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(

Support your local gay beekeeper

Roses are red, holy shit damn,

Why do I love this so much

Just because

Subway Doodle