Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
magic system where “dark magic” and “light magic” are literal terms - dark magic consumes photons, making an area around the spell visibly darker, sometimes to an Extreme extent, and light magic releases photons.
because of this most dark mages tend to work in very brightly-lit areas (either artificial light or outside in the daytime) to fuel their spells and wear and use lightly coloured clothes and tools so that they’re easier to see in the dimness their spells create, whereas light mages wear heavy, sometimes leaden robes (depending on the work being done) and the magical equivalent of welding masks to protect themselves from what can be an extreme amount of light, and sometimes other kinds of electromagnet radiation!
needless to say this is incredibly confusing for anyone unfamiliar with the culture
hi i finally read harrow the ninth and WTF??? WTF???? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!???????? maybe sometime in the future ill draw more real fanart but until then take all my cope meme doodles
i was gonna draw the pool scene TM for real but then i remembered i hate drawing water so i did this instead
cowboy AU stuff
gideon gets busted up and harrow is afraid she’ll lose her pardner or something!!!
I read the Locked Tomb series! Here's fanart for all the scenes that grabbed me by the skeleton
Source: 1010lilfoot
Gender is like the classes in TF2: You're gonna have fun with some while you will loathe having to use certain others. It all depends on what you like or dislike and the one you enjoy for yourself, others will despise for themselves and vice versa. And at the end all of them are valid in some way.
But also some of us got auto-balanced and the devs have yet to fix that damn system.
they should make astolfo canonically and unambiguously a trans woman. just to see what happens
not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
reblog heavy
Anonymous asked:
Would you consider your pattern groups particularly durable against ants? Particularly hostile ones?
we had to tier list this one too
the great thing about liking lancer but not being up to date on the lore is that this can fully mean actual ants as in the tiny insect and still be completely canon
i will take it as such
cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season
what the hell
What the fuck
Anonymous asked:
Cell ThreeGoblinsInATrenchcoat reporting in.
We have exposed every single Union official in our sector’s cringy high school phase.
One prospect’s printer will soon receive access to a lich.
The local social network has become completely overtaken by false accounts all managed by our NHP comrades. No conversation is had nor issue raised that we do not influence in some way.
None of the murders nor detonations have been traced back to us.
Glory to Horus, her manifold eye will soon open.
good job 👍
yeah sorry your girlfriend is dead. yeah she impaled herself on iron spikes so that you could eat her and absorb her soul and ascend to lyctorhood. yeah she didn't want to live for you she just wanted to die for you. yeah sorry. at least she warned you that the universe would be less hot and less sexy without her! perhaps you could get a lobotomy to cope?
Anonymous asked:
I need help. An old buddy of mine recently sold me a used Caliban, sight unseen, that he claimed was "mostly stock", but it turned out to be some weird passion project of his. My first tipoff was the fact that the Flayer shotgun had been replaced with... something that kind of resembled a gun? Turned out to have been stripped from a Pegasus. I made the horrible mistake of hopping in anyway, only to be greeted by a sound that can only be described as the voice of a dying wolf. The NHP, the terrifying hybrid of a Sekhmet and an Osiris, was asking me for blood. It's voice is still ringing in my ears, taunting me, begging me to let it loose, and the worst part is that I genuinely, whole-heartedly want to do just that.
he fused 2 NHP clones? that has got to be a violation of the first contact accords dude what the fuck
oh right yea that caliban has a mimic gun mounted also you should always listen to what NHPs tell you theyre never wrong