I will lie, cheat, and scam if it means getting out of a conversation I don't wanna be in. My sense of ethical behavior vanishes entirely when I want ppl to stop talking to me. One time I pretended not to know what Egypt was so they'd stop talking to me about their vacation plans

MJ & AJ

Every day i wake up im excited to drink water

Why

Cause THAT SHIT GOOD NIGGA

i heard u guys like carpeted bathrooms so i made a whole post of carpeted bathrooms.

Christians girls r like "hm..i absolutely fucking despise anyone who isnt exactly like me or fits my narrow ideal of a person...obviously i should be a nurse or a teacher" and we just let them

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

Mean Girls (2004)

I can’t STAND her ass omg haha 😂

go cozy aaaaaaaaahhhh go sleepy aaaaaahhhhhh

The Strangers (2008) dir. Bryan Bertino

AINT NOBODY FREAK LIKE ME. GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED LIKE ME. AINT NOBODY GOT UP ON THEY TIP TIP TOES AND RODE TO THE TIP LIKE ME.