Shout out to those who are having a hard time right now. This is only temporary.

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?

Part of me is questioning why capitalism drives people to a point of pure violence in the quest for capital.

The other part of me would knock her into a new age bracket, ethnicity, race, religion, and astrological sign. Send her lil dentures flying clear across the Atlantic, smh.

I’m simply conflicted.

wait?! what did gumball just say?!

Holy shit

That took a turn

WAIT WHAT

me

don’t even get me started

Okay

thanks

his names is spaghetti

Батл кошек

Polish soldiers at the armored train.1920.

americans are asleep post slavic cats

If NASA had the US military’s budget

America is spending way to much fucking money on the military. That shit stupid. $600 billion military budget - WTF?!! Chill! 

If the US military had NASA’s budget

not 2 be that guy but what if we used the military’s budget on affordable housing or education or infrastructure or like 14 different things before shooting an astronaut to mercury or where the fuck ever

What if we used it on literally anything other than buying fighter planes we’ll never use or padding the wallets of the war industry is the sentiment here I reckon

Give it 2 me

Give it to me, I will become the new military and seduce all enemy armies with my seductive dance

I’ll just buy a lot of eggs

Sunrise. Omnia sol temperat... | By - Ana Tramont

Need 2 moisturize my hands so bad but my roommate is… Busy… And the moisturizer is… In there…

You just gotta bust in there and tell him and his friend that your hands are parched

PART TWO