Happy Halloween

^these are the additions I want on my posts. Take notes people

reminder that you aren't eating a grilled cheese with tomato soup rn

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

Hi OP no notes I just wanted to add some more guys because I have disorders

You’re so correct about all of these and it is our human right to be incredibly disordered about bats online. Thank you. Let’s go take ibuprofen together.

There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn't just madly in love with Morticia, he's madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT'S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

btw you can use whatever gender seasonings you want. paint your nails, wear breast forms, wear a binder, pack, tuck, dress however you want, whatever. you are adding ingredients to your gender soup.

If I saw Dracula scuttle down the side of his castle I’d be like “I didn’t take that count chap for the extreme sports type…a true jack of all trades!” (Oblivious)

Dracula would actually be suspicious of me not the other way around. First night I’d have to ask if the food has garlic in it and he’d think I somehow figured his whole thing out.

Count, my main man, my homeboy, why have you removed the wooden posts from my bed frame?

Based on the fact I current have bedsheets thrown over my curtains bc they let in too much light

Ok but Dracula retold with the solicitor being just the weirdest guy who thinks everything Dracula does is normal bc he does similar shit, and Dracula is weirded out by him actually.

Oh Dracula you and your strange phobias! Allergic to wood shavings he says, haha allergies are weird.

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING TO GET YOUR MEDS BEFORE THE PHARMACIES CLOSE

they are going to be CLOSED OVER THE HOLIDAYS and so will the DOCTORS WHO SIGN YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS.

if you don’t have enough meds to last the next THREE WEEKS, put in for your repeats and refills tomorrow! that’s Wednesday! do it! don’t go to hospital at New Year because you ran out of stuff!

it’s that time of year again! get your meds!

It's wild that "men are wonderful and actually deserve love" has become controversial and cutting edge feminism but we gotta fight the radfems somehow.

Like, do they really not get that "men are all violent and dangerous" is the patriarchy talking, and that making women fear men benefits the patriarchy and harms feminism? Do they not get how they're upholding toxic masculinity?

@letitrainathousandflames don't hide this in the tags:

— Eugenia C. DeLamotte, Perils of the Night (via desaparecidos)

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers

“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming

Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything

THANK YOU!!! asking the REAL questions

“And in this exhibit, we see the drawings that a child in 1512 made in his lesson book.” “I spent 350 years becoming a master artist, and THIS is the only work that I can get in a museum? Why don’t you just torture me with my high school poetry, too?”

museum heist by a vampire desperate to get back the Really Good Umbrella she accidentally left at a coaching inn in 1788

Art by Muzhur

Art by Muzhur.

the accuracy, music choice, smoothly transitioned comedic timing, facial expressions.. this is Oscar-worthy

#2, Brute?

I made the ugliest noise.

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

TODAY

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

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LeFou: Oop! Gaston: Everyone knows her father’s a lunatic. He was in here tonight, raving— [EDM plays] Gaston: Whoo! Slow down, Maurice. Maurice: [exclaims]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

polar opposite of this post

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

This is really beautiful!!!

Oh fuck

i’ve been wanting to draw this for the past 2 weeks