Gothic to Birb and those who lie betwixt.
Since, in true Celtic fashion, I’m gonna start saying “it’s too hot” today, here’s the perfect poll…
Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I’m curious and need to know I’m not suffering alone
Mongolian armour - Huyag.
Most armour was made of hardened leather and iron, laced together onto a fabric backing, sometimes silk.
Types of Voting on Character Polls
- I know who both of these characters are and am genuinely voting based on my informed opinion
- I do not know who these characters are and am voting based on what my beloved mutual put in the tags
- I do not know who these characters are so I'm voting based on #vibes
- I know who one of these characters is, so I'm voting for them.
- I know who one of these characters is, so I'm voting for the other one because they cannot possibly be worse
- I am vaguely aware of these characters via dashboard osmosis so I'm voting for the fandom that annoys me the least
[ID: A picture focused on a piece of paper taped to a pull door. It reads, "PLEASE COMMUNICATE YOUR NEEDS / DON'T JUST THINK THEM / THANK YOU!" End ID.]
Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!
Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.
Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)
Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.
Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!
Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks
Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!
Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row
FUCKING NANORAY FINFIN REMIX??????????
If you remove everything “problematic” toward women and minorities from sincere historical fiction I am biting you biting you biting you.
Sometimes “he would not fucking say that” is when the guy living in 1852 is a third wave feminist.
The Music Man revival making Shipoopi a song about respecting women is killing me
Okay this is significantly more funny.
This is one thing I find really nice about cats. Just like people, they just… love to hang out with you. They want to be in the same room, just sharing time with you even if you’re not directly interacting. It’s such a comforting presence.
Gee, Tumblr would probably really hate it if you shared and spread this damning article … To the surprise of absolutely none of Tumblr’s LGBTQ users, it turns out the independent NYC human rights agency Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) found that Tumblr’s ham-fisted adult content ban in December 2018 disproportionately targeted LGBTQ users. The CCHR’s investigation revealed Tumbler’s moderation algorithms is demonstrably biased against queer content. As part of the settlement, Tumblr was obligated to review their prejudicial anti-gay moderation policies. Even more mortifyingly, they’ve also had to hire an expert on sexual orientation and gender identity (SOGI) issues and provide unconscious bias training to their moderators. I frankly doubt Tumblr has learned a thing from this humbling experience. Just recently the Tumblr algorithm flagged three ancient posts of mine as violating their terms. All three “offenders” were vintage homoerotic beefcake images (softcore by modern standards) roughly 50 – 65-years-old by Bruce of Los Angeles, Bob Mizer and Tom of Finland. (These are of course pioneering queer artists who routinely faced censorship and imprisonment in the fifties and sixties. Plus ca change!). They've been visible on my page - corrupting viewers - for years at this point. I appealed all three immediately. Only the Tom of Finland one was approved. The other two are now hidden. So, they haven't learned much. Apparently, Tumblr – who loves to declare how hip, youthful, inclusive and progressive their values are - wants to restore trust with their queer users. I’d recommend we remember their hypocrisy when Pride rolls around and Tumblr splashes rainbow flags everywhere and attempts to pink wash their image.
In honour of Pride Month, this is worth a reblog! Don’t buy into Tumblr’s hypocritical “pink washing.”
I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??
Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did
Well turns out it was a griller
If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.
The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.
We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit
Uhm.
Not to weird. But.
Link?
Link please? 🥺
Does anyone have the link?
(Can anyone send me the link please?)
Please, I need the link 🥺
If anyone has the link, please send it to me
Where is the link?
Could you give me the link please?
Please give me the link 🥺
I need the link, please give it to me
The link? I am dying
Pls saev me
The link?
May I acquire the link please? I need it
Give me the link 🥺
Can I haz link?
The link! I need the link!
@chaser If you give me the link I'll do whatever you want
I can read the Coke monologue for you?
PLEASE someone give me the link 😭
I require the link to live
Why won't anyone give me the link??
Can anybody hear me? 🥺
I yearn for the link...
I need the link!! I am begging you!!!
No longer asking. Give me the link
THE LINK! HAND IT OVER!
THE LINK!!!
I want the link.
WHERE is the fucking link i NEED IT!!!
Link for me??
Please give me the link, i'll be nice again
May blessings be upon you if you give me the link
The... the link. Please, help a poor sinner out here
What must I do to earn the link?
I don't feel so good.
Why are are all my limbs slack?
Why can't I move my eyes?
Why can't I move my mouth?
Is this an internal dialogue?
I can't see the end of the horizon...
SPN MPREG LINK IS THAT YOU-
Plaes. I need this link. I am shaking
Feed me the link pls