roszrb reblogged
its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix
“When I found you, my heart found a home.”
— Seabird, Falling For You
what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster
im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit
Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist
its my day off
enjoy every moment with me because I’m gonna block you one day