Rosie-senpai

That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

me: namor is a representation about how white colonialism and the visceral reactions to it separate black and brown people through violence. the movie ending with a partnership between him and shuri is a symbol that, violent or not, bipoc can overcome neocolonialism and war when they work together with philosophies like Pan-Africanism and Pan-Latinism - showing each other mercy while being willing to defend each other from violent acts of white supremacy

also me: hehe… strong fishy feather man make panties go brrrrr

As I said, rewatching Gravity Falls in summer is tradition to me by now (10 years, omg)

Happy pride month, y'all. Stay safe ❤️🏳️‍🌈

Travel: Walking on Ice

Avoid slipping by walking like a penguin.

Fact: About 60 people die each year in the US as a result of slipping on ice. This is about as many that will die from a tornado.

See most of our posts for: Winter tips and tricks

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.

#max is thirteen now :(

i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

I realized that in this clip, all the Hashira have backgrounds that relate to their breathing styles, but for Uzui, the Sound Hashira? They gave him Sailor Moon shojo background bubbles.

Yeah no problems here, fits him perfectly

i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

i truly believe that knowing how to cook is a basic survival concept and the fact that so many people can't even make simple dishes is depressing as hell this is the sorta thing that should be taught at a young age. being able to take the ingredients you have around your home and turn them into a meal is like, essential and will make life so much better. you don't need to be a high end chef you just need to understand some things that can be easily taught... but then again maybe the education system is playing a roll against this and ultimately they want you to grow up to rely on mcdonalds for dinner. i don't know. please learn how to cook for yourself if you're able. i'm not asking you to hunt for specific ingredients to make some expensive youtuber's "best" recipe but if you know the basics of cooking you can do a lot with cheap canned ingredients. cooking can be affordable i promise you just need to learn how to make do with what you can get

Can anyone point me towards resources that teach those basics cus I would LOVE to teach my child this stuff but i dont know how to cook

not comprehensive but heres some:

internet shaquille's basics but especially:

food safety + a recipe to demonstrate

how to learn to cook (just a list of subtopics, no actual tips)

basics with babish s1 & 2, but particularly:

basic knife skills

picking the right pan for each recipe

j. kenji lopez-alt's tips and tricks playlist

egg recipes

a little more complicated, involved, and longer than any of the rest of these but good breakdown of flavor & how and why to use the basic seasoning/flavor profiles

and then recipe channels representing various cuisines:

again definitely not a comprehensive list but it touches on most of the basics

dont know if this has been mentioned already but chinese cooking demystified is a fantastic channel for chinese recipes that also includes methods and ingredients that can be implemented in p much any western kitchen!

Froggy life cycle

I cannot express how much I admire that you would put in the work to embroider a shitpost. Spectacular.

It's beautiful

TOLKIEN WEEK | Free Choice ➼ LOTR + types of love (insp.)

Thank you.

Tolkien very deliberately wanted to showcase the bonds that formed between people during war - a love equal to but different from eros or romantic love. The bond of brothers forged in horror.

Yes, philia and agape can exist within romantic love; healthy romantic love really should have some combination of philia, pragma, eros, ludus and agape.

But the modern world has flattened love, reduced it down to just eros, eroded away the recognition of the many strong bonds that bind individuals together.

We need to recognize all these bonds, all these loves, and not just fixate on “they want sex.”

Please.

this is a free website that lets you watch and stream anything. it’d be a shame if this website got around.

So I found this cool website for learning ancient languages

go wild

holy fuck

I just did a quick perusal of the Coptic resources on this site, and it has all the resources I’ve personally found worthwhile and then some. These are resources that took me months, if not years, to discover and compile. I am thoroughly impressed. The other languages featured on the site are:

For the love of all the gods, if you ever wanted to learn any of these languages, use this site.

Banana Cake with Vanilla Buttercream

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

LINK WHY

He is the HERO of TIME

Not the SMART of STUFF

Teenagers are the most insecure people you’ll meet until they’re in a group of 3 or more in public in which case they become menaces to society

We decide that there's power in numbers and release the collective chaotic energy

Thank you. It is much appreciated!

Photograph the results and submit them!

Yes @taldyr pics! And @ us at the @fannibalgrowingcircle so we can see the magic pancakes

Wait a minute…who is @fannibalgrowingcircle?

@simonalkenmayer *waves hand* serenitynerd here. I’m the mod for our circle of unusual arting fannibals. Our hannicooks would love this. They are always interested in new recipes. I’m a hannigardener and cook like it so I admire such things from afar (and drool 😉).

Please don’t give them my recipe for stuffed heart. I don’t want them out roaming the countryside for suitable male sacrifices to the culinary arts.

You hear that circle, strictly non cannibal stuffed hearts!

AWWW! But that’s no fun!

What if they really really REALLY deserve it?

Once you’re my competition, you’re on the menu. I’d recommend you leave the punishments and stuffed hearts to me, if you please.

Fair enough! But only if I can come to dinner. I’ll bring dessert! <3

Cannibalism causes brain wasting disease. I am not human. I can eat people. you cannot. You may have another entree. Please provide fruit or carrot cake, thank you.

Also, my recipes are all published in my books, so there is really nothing I can do to stop you if you want to eat your neighbors. I can only say i accept no responsibility for your consequences.

Reblog for the reblogs x"“"D

This post went from pancakes to cannibalistic human heart harvesting in approximately three reblogs. I think that might be a new record, excepting, of course, the posts actually about eating human hearts.

Well done Tumblr. You certainly do not let me overlook my own nature.

Never a dull moment.

And yes…why does my fanclub sit around watching movies? They’re all crafty people. And by that I mean they make crafts, not that they are plotting to overthrow the nearest city state by infiltrating the Doge’s council or anything like that. Although…there’s likely a fair amount of that going on as well. I have very clever gentle readers. Also very antiestablishment gentle readers.

Anyway…I am very envious that the slightly congealed word-vomit of Thomas Harris has a quilting circle, while I do not. 

I find that vexing. 

I like quilts.

This is to be corrected .

Quilts people, quilts…. and now to start learning about how to quilt. I don’t know much about this at all.

Yet.

*laughs maniacally*

Finally! My nefarious plans have become reality!!!

I resurrected this post to add some other versions of the recipe:

If doing gluten free, use a one-to-one, double the egg yolks

If wanting floofy cakes like the ones you see from Japan, double the baking powder, double eggs, separate and whisk the whites until they are stiff peaks. Make the batter and then fold it into the whites. Cook with the lid on the pan. You can also double ladle, meaning let the first layer cook a bit and then add more on top to make extra fluff. Then flip as soon as cohesion is sturdy.