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I have returned to terrorize your dash. Leftist and walkable cities enthusiast. Fandoms: Kirby, Godzilla, Zelda, Kino's Journey, Homestuck on main, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Trigun, 90s anime aesthetic, Leiji Matsumoto, Discworld, Ramen, Bonsai, Goldfish, Beer, Dinosaurs (the animals not the tv show but that's good too)

Ok I get where everyone is coming from when they see the design of Pavitr ‘Pav’ Prabhakar aka Indian SpiderMan as an expression of gender queerness, but let me be frank this is very typical Indian male costuming.

Even the toxic masculine patriarchal men have similar stylistic expressions or to be be more precise this is a traditional/historical/ye olde male aesthetic.

Having said that I love what design elements are being used here. So…

Let's take it from the top.

The FACE MASK

  • The Three Colors surrounding the eyes are typical spider man colours but they are done to evoke the image the traditional makeup done for the ancient dance art Kathakali. In which the whole face is painted and bold lines are drawn to emphasise/exaggerate the eyes. These eye mask lines are usually thin - bold-thin.
  • Same with the white lines on the cheek bones which are indicative of tusks or pincers of demons or Animorphs in folklore/myths.
  • The white dot in the centre of the forehead is the most common Hindu motif, expressed in myriad of ways all over the country .

The ARM/LEG BANDS/CUFFS

  • The bicep cuff is a part of Indian historic armour - made of malleable metal, its bejewelled ornate counterparts were then worn in day to day life. Here in the north Royals still wear it during big ceremonies. These metal bands are generally worn by warriors.
  • bangles (metal circles worn at wrists) are an important male accessory and are more daily wear even in present modern times, some religions (Sikh,Jain etc.) require the males to always wear one at all times. The ones on the suit were more in the shape of wrist guards which again were an armour accessory. In Indian male clothing the cuffs are usually emphasised.
  • Due to traditional male footwear being sandals metal ankle cuffs were employed to guard the shins and were worn during wars while thinner bands - ornamental accessories - were worn in daily wear.

There are so many other things I want to elaborate on like: The PATTERNS/LOGO,The LEG GARMENT (??!)(what’s the collective term for clothes for legs?), The Cat’s Cradle swinging/body animation ; but my ADHD is already acting up so imma leave this here.

SIDE NOTE:

  • I love how the heel and toes are bare in this design. It makes sense from the spider powers perspective - no barrier in contact allows for better manoeuvring and jump control as is seen in gymnastics. But also because in Hindu culture important tasks including some traditional sports require the removal of footwear and getting feet dirty is not discouraged (of course with an adherence to washing of the feet multiple times in a day)
  • I also loved how incorporated his wrist guard is in his spider style using it as a toy and a tool. This aspect of making use of something in a completely different way was so desi ‘Jugaad’ I was stunned.

why the hell didn’t sam and dean carry around a tube of gorilla glue for salt circles instead of just standing there like losers waiting for a gust of wind to blow away their primary line of defence against the ghost they’re fighting

Hula hoop full of salt would have saved a lot of lives

To be a man, you don’t need to:

• bind your chest

• wear masculine clothes

• have short hair

• have a penis

BUT, you must be:

• swift as a coursing river

• with all the force of a great typhoon

• with all the strength of a raging fire

• mysterious as the dark side of the Moon

smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

this is gonna make me sound very Old Man Yells At Cloud but i just hate how many things in my life assume i will always have access to a quick, reliable internet connection and almost cease to function without it. Obviously certain things Have To Have An Internet Connection, but i want to be able to listen to music if my service is bad. i want to still watch movies if Netflix is down. i want to have a working map when i can’t get a cell signal. nearly every tech product these days bears the fingerprint of the extremely internet-rich places they are developed, high rent offices in Seattle, San Francisco, etc.. I think often the idea of the internet not being available is so remote to them it doesn’t even factor in to development. i remember when the Xbox One was debuted and Microsoft was almost mockingly like “if you don’t have reliable fast internet, then don’t bother buying this”, and there was such backlash they completely went back on so much of that. But now that attitude is just the tech norm.

Not to mention the Cloud is bad for the environment. Constantly having to stream information to everyone all the time uses more energy than just downloading someting one time and using it repeatedly.

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you can trust me with your computer while you're out of the room. it's okay. I won't do it again. I won't frantically download fish screen saver again.

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your computer is making some scary noises and I don't know why but you're gonna love what I did

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I have a story that’s topical; I’ve told it before on tumblr, but it’s topical to this and thus worth repeating.

Back around 2005, I ran into a Baptist missionary who spotted my kippah and basically took that as permission to attempt to missionize at me.

I defended myself, using the basics of the knowledge I have of Christian theology and texts that I learned specifically to fend off missionaries.

We went back and forth and back and forth, and he wouldn’t leave me alone for… oh, probably the better part of an hour.

And then…

Then this part is seared into my memory. I have nightmares about it.

He smiled at me and said that, with my knowledge of the Gospels, I am sure to be one of the Elect when the time comes.

I asked what the hell that meant.

And he told me. He told me in a tone of utmost sincerity–even envy, because to his belief system, it was a good and enviable thing…

Because to be one of the “Elect” is to be one of the 144,000 Jews who accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior at the Apocalypse. This will happen when all of the Children of Israel have been Gathered in the Land of Israel; war will break out, the Assembled Jews will have the Gospels preached to us, and 144,000 Thousand–Twelve Tribes times Twelve Apostles times One Thousand–Jews will spontaneously convert to Christianity.

Once that occurs, all of the Jews die in the Apocalypse, but the Elect ascend to Heaven to be Jesus Christ’s personal escorts down to Earth for his Second Coming (the rest of the Jews go to hell for eternity, in case you’re wondering).

In short…

He told me that I existed to be a human blood sacrifice to bring back his god. I was not a person to him. I was nothing more than a means to that end.

And he was jealous. Jealous of the fact that he viewed my knowledge of his religion, something that I had learned specifically to fend him and his kind off, as proof that his religion was right and correct and inevitable. That in learning it, I had made myself more valuable to his worldview.

Jealous that, because I was more valuable, because I existed to die for his god, I would meet that god before him.

It was terrifying, to be told that I was to die… and he thought that it was a good thing.

This is how Evangelicals view death. Not as something to be avoided, but something to seek, something that is a positive, and not just for themselves… but for everybody.

They are the closest thing to a full-fledged Religion of Evil on the planet, and I say that without hyperbole.

When you guys say the US is being controlled by a death cult, you werent kidding!

I grew up in the “Bible Belt”: Middle Tennessee, the very heart of this movement.

Please do not believe for a moment that @the-library-alcove is exaggerating or blowing this out of proportion even a little bit. This whole concept defines the thinking for many people down there.

I was asked to be a pallbearer at a friend’s funeral. I had to sit in the front pew while a Southern Baptist Minister preached this very “gospel”, and singled out which of the deceased’s family were going to Hell, and I had to just sit and take it.

This is exactly who they are and what they are like. And yes, they are dangerous. They are anti-intellectual, their whole identity is based around being both Chosen of God and Highly Persecuted (while persecuting anyone who deviates from their understanding of God’s Will), and they consider the law of the land to be entirely secondary and subsidiary to their understanding of “God’s Law”.

And yes, they are a death cult. With Pro-Life bumper stickers.

This doesn't happen in a vacuum either, this drives politics. The huge Evangelical voting block swings Republican, and they support Israel and war in the Middle East specifically because they think it will bring about this Apocalypse and get them closer to God. They support Israel as a state because it will get these sacrificial Jews gathered together to trigger the Apocalypse. A lot of dark money goes into supporting these efforts as well. A source

I’ve been doxxed 😨

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I once worked on a phone campaign to disallow the trees around your crater from being cut down...

I am deeply deeply in love with you 💙 Thanks so much for your conservation effort!

It’s the small things we all do together that can make a big difference! 💙💙💙💙 And you’ve done it!!!

People just gotta know what Crater Lake and Wizard Island looks like

What in the Skyrim

ah yes. 4/13. day of the #homestuck. good old hornstink. mine old friends john eggshell and rose londe. johnkat. jane crotcher. roxy. good old eridan and his bee boy friend. ok thats about all i remember about cornstalk. therewas a dog too right  there were some dogs

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This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

how are we falling for this anyway reblog

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I mean it’s a cat

Wors case scenario: cat