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Turtle Time

@roseyturtles / roseyturtles.tumblr.com

24 y/o nonbinary sapphic, goes by they/them, supports Ukraine, queer rights, antiracism, and cultures telling their own stories

My friend got me a hand knitted build a bear sweater and I’m so obsessed I might have to learn how to knit.

Also. Maybe knitting will be good for me… I can like. Occupy myself in bed more.

And make my own socks-

Ok I’m gonna do this fr.

@roseyturtles you think? I’m worried because I tried to learn as a kid but gave up because I’m left handed lol

You've gained a lot more dexterity since you were a kid, and a precursory search of "left handed knitting" on Youtube yields several good results. This one looks promising:

Absolutely give it another go! I believe in you!

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tothechaos

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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totheorder

:)

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tothechaos
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tothechaos

Do Not Do This To Me

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tothechaos

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

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Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

Does anyone on this thread smoke weed

ya’ll are missing the Greatest Warcraft Song

i said to myself “I hope its the inn song”

Is this…is this really in the game?

This was literally the song that was playing when I went to start the Legendary questline with Wrathion.

tbh i dont care if you guys are warcraft fans, everyone should appreciate the skill with a kazoo it takes to play this FUCKIN song

I fucking love the Mists of Pandaria inn song

Unbeknowst to this fowl, they stand before the gravesite of many of his fallen brethren, their bodies fried and displayed in a tentalizing manner.

Such a piece falls to the ground, and the fowl happily runs to gobble it up. Would the flesh be as savory if they knew it was the same meat that lets them enjoy such pleasures?

Alas we know for the answer to be no. For they are a bird, and the descendant of the tyrant lizard king has no such concept as morals.

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onemagpie

Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe

This is my favorite Goncharov post so far because:

1. The concept of an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE for a movie that DOESN'T EXIST is sending me into another dimension.

2. Despite appearing nonsensical, we of course are living in a world where the established Canon of Goncharov is that they do not survive everything and grow old together.

3. Of fucking course Tumblr would imagine a movie with two characters with intense homoerotic subtext, kill them violently with their love unfulfilled, and THEN create AU FAN ART WHERE THE LOVE IS FULFILLED.

And all of it fucking slaps I love this so much

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onemagpie

Thank you for the great addition! I’m so glad that people get my joke hehe