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MINOR | She/her | You can call me Rose or Rosetta | Talk to me if you want I like the interaction :D | Main fandoms: Moon Knight, Sanders Sides, Bugsnax | Here be memes and musical references | Warning: there's a good bit of cursing here | Profile pic from picrew.me/image_maker/657302

I love tumblr because you’ll see a beautiful poetic text post cross your dash saying something like “when two characters loathe each other but only because they perceive the self in the other, a jagged reflection whose gaze they cannot meet. They circle one another eternally like spiral galaxies, and neither will ever be able to admit that they understand the other better than anyone else they’ve ever known🌌”

And then you read the tags your mutual put on it and they’re “#SO true #this is Glomgold and Scrooge McDuck fr🥺” and you have to go about your day and deal with that

The thing is . Your mutual is probably right

At first Netflix said, come write for us. We’ll save your cancelled shows and write about whatever niche story you want. Our algorithm says people will watch it!

Then a few years later they said, regardless of our promises or contract obligations we are cancelling shows after two seasons without telling anyone. Turns out no matter how loved a show is, we get less subscriptions after the second season.

How many subscriptions did we bring you? Netflix won’t say.

So writers started writing two season shows. Just give us two seasons, Netflix. Like you promised.

Then Netflix said, oops sorry! Turns out your show didn’t premiere at #1 and the views in the first day weren’t what we wanted so we’re cancelling your second season.

What were the numbers? How many people watched our show? Netflix doesn’t say.

Then, they did something extra special. They started taking shows and splitting their first season into two halves. Inside Job was not two seasons. It was one season split in half.

Oops! Sorry! The second half of your first season didn’t do as well as the first half, so now your show is cancelled!

Why? How many people? How much money? These companies are making cash hand over fist and they refuse to tell people the truth: people loved your show. Loved it. But some corpo exec wanted an infinite money making machine. Do you know how long shows are in production for before you watch them? Years. Like, 5+, even 10+ years. And Netflix gives it less than a week before they decide whether you’re getting cancelled.

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Steven Grant in MOON KNIGHT (2022) | 1.01 - The Goldfish Problem

Steven in Marc’s clothes rb bc you agree

OMG the layers! I'm seeing the vision now! I thought some of the white hood costumes were a little on the nose but this one is cuuuuuteee. I love almost all their clothes. And of course booty lol

OMG I never saw the layers that way! Steven's shirt is basically the colour of the shirt he sleeps in. The white hoodie is Marc because Moon Knight and because he is the one watching over Steven. And both are wrapped up in Jake's jacket because he is the one taking care and watching over both of them 🥺

(Also, can we talk about how in spite of Marc's clothes and Marc's hair style, we can still clearly see that this is Steven without even hearing his voice?)

Things that still I can’t believe actually happened on Phineas and Ferb:

* Candace became a vampire and then was exposed to sunlight and turned into dust.

* Candace also once became a fly with a human head, a male version of herself, the queen of Mars, the mayor of Danville, and a blues singer.

* Candace beat a crocodile in a wrestling match.

* There’s a talking zebra who occasionally appears to talk to Candace and calls her Kevin.

* Phineas and Ferb helped an alien named Garbog use a robot of their mom to study the human female parental unit.

* Baljeet became an evil genius and almost removed the Earths atmosphere so that it would be easier to study space.

* Major Monogram ate so much cheese that he swelled into a Michelin Man looking creature who wants high fives.

* Doofenshmirtz became the cutest being in the universe, and in a separate episode, so handsome that a mob decided to make him the mayor.

* Doofenshmirtz turned himself into a platypus.

* The reason Doof and Charlene got divorced was because of a hand puppet called Mr. Tomato who, unsurprisingly, looks like a tomato.

* Karl went to a squirrel convention where people dress as squirrels and do squirrel things.

* Klimpaloon the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas???

An entire arc where an evil scientist cheats on a platypus and relationship drama goes down every time his panda ex is involved

Linda washing a skull in her sink

The inexplicable giant floating baby head and by extension an inexplicable giant floating baby head dimension 

That couple who just happened to have a torch and pitchfork on a date

Phineas and Ferb planning to bludgeon Bobbi Fabulous with a mace  

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious