Girl with Pearl Earring, at the museum - Johannes Vermeer
I NEED TO LOOK MORE FEM SO I CAN LOOK MORE MASC
HUH?
I NEED TO LOOK MORE FEM SO I CAN LOOK MORE MASC
i'm at a concert thingy and the bands don't start for another 2 hours, but they have the stage set up and are letting people come up and do karaoke. this family just went up w their kids to belt out cartoon songs and when they held the mic up for the baby to try, it babbled cutely for a sec and then grabbed on and unleashed one of those horrible piercing baby SCREAMS at the top of their little baby lungs and i'm pretty sure wiped out the first 3 rows of people lmao
one of the bands sampled the baby shriek and added it to their songs
it's extremely not good to listen to
ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially
The comments on the video crack me up 😂
Me every time my cart is almost empty: lord i swear to god i will stop chiefing the pen and learn moderation I swear ill change. Michael jackson man in the mirror. me every time i get a new cart: im penjamin buttonnnnnn 👴🏻
My favorite thing about Sweeney Todd is that Sweeney gets into the killing-and-baking people business because he’s a deeply broken man destroyed by an unjust and corrupt system that cost him his freedom and family and has been driven mad by revenge.
And Mrs Lovett does it because somthin wrong with her <3
This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it
the original makes the same point, but it’s funnier
omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance
you're welcome
if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night
No-fault divorce is actually very recent. That is, a divorce just because you wanted to get divorced and not because they were guilty of some provable transgression. California’s no-fault divorce law was 1966; the latest US state, it was 2010. When I was in Catholic school, we were taught to believe in and promote anti-no-fault-divorce positions. This is very recent history, and you cannot take even this for granted. Stop being “edgy” about feminism and its flaws. Every movement will have some flaws. But do you not think that this, and the risk it represents, is significant to women as a class of all backgrounds?
it’s literally as simple as “if you are against no-fault divorce, you believe that men should be able to own women like property”.
after this passes: “Why are marriage rates plummeting?”
After this passes: “What is with America’s young husbands and why are they dying so young?”
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do you guys want to know one of the coolest things ever btw. i'm going to tell you either way i just like to give you the illusion of choice
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when anteaters find an anthill they don't just stick their face in and slurp with reckless abandon. they leave behind enough ants to rebuild the ant society and also don't eat queens. they're not just hunting the ants they are essentially farming them. isn't that the coolest
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if you reblog this post without my anteater fact i hate you. it's the most important part.
Idk who this guy is but I’m just gonna leave this here without comment and hope the audience I’m indirecting it at finally understands something for once
Everybody loves Chris.
I never go on twitter (because, you know, it’s twitter) but I just had a look at it to check up on Hank and I’m glad to see he’s being *extremely* Hank about this
