what if a rabbit was also a girl?

umm can you peel this for me?

trans women will send you file formats that youve never even seen before

There are multiple file formats that only exist because I invented them. No one can possibly have seen them before! Mwahahaha!

@staff how many times do people need to post about the pro-ED ads before you actually do something about it

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

🗡💀WE DO BONES, MOTHERFUCKER💀🗡

bonus: CavCab™, the best on demand-ish necromancer transport system in the Nine Houses (CavCab™ assumes no liability for head bangs, kicks, drops, or any other injuries sustained during transportation)

TIL female gladiators or “gladiatrices” existed in ancient Rome, but were rare because it was considered unwomanly. One gladiatrix of note was a woman who fought wild boars with a spear while topless, and who would squat to urinate in front of a stunned crowd.

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butch realness

this is why john locked her in the tomb btw

This hair ornament, which resembles a pair of feline ears, was worn for apparent ritualistic purposes. Based on a survey of extant cultural images from the period, it is believed to have signified sexual availability.

New poster! :D My boys <3

ahem...

ughhh what I would do for a cute transfem or someone to be in my asks or dms

*lays out blue shark and link fan art*

TIL there is a “white man” café in Tokyo, where Japanese ladies ring a bell to summon tuxedo-wearing caucasians who respond with “yes, princess?” and serve them cake

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call that cracker barrel

they should make astolfo canonically and unambiguously a trans woman. just to see what happens

crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EGGSEAL

in times of trouble, eggseal comes to me

speaking words of wisdom:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

egg

@honeyginsen

@slushyseals

l’egg bruh brugaaaahhhh

the reason i love ianthe so much is because of how unrepentantly awful and pathetic she is.

she tries to evil gloat like once but her tummy hurts too much to do it propery. she cries herself to sleep every night. she overshares about how corona nearly killed her in the womb. she makes a joke nobody laughs at. in harrow she tries to affect dispassion but instead she just comes across as incredibly bizarre in all her interactions.

she's such a fucking mess. character of all time.

loving the tags this is getting. target audience reached.

john gaius is the funniest character in the locked tomb tbh. he's such a fuckin clown. he's literally just some dude. he got magic death powers one day and proceeded to astronomically fuck everything else up from there. he was a twitch streamer. he projects his ennui onto cows. his goal was to stop the trillionaires from fucking off and leaving everyone else on earth to die, but somehow managed to literally kill every human being on the planet and STILL let the trillionaires escape. he gave the earth form from his own flesh and panicked and made her look like barbie. he then locked barbie in a top secret underground tomb and told everyone else he killed her (he didn't). he was very confident that this plan was eternally foolproof until he was bested by a 10 year old lesbian nun. he resurrected all of his dead besties and made them think that he was their god, mostly just for fun. he's so goddamn horny that he was tricked into TWO SEPARATE EVIL THREESOMES. he named himself John Earth. he's my worstie and my silly rabbit and i'm obsessed with him

People in the BDSM and kink communities are the only people who are normal about sex, actually, and we should all learn from them.

I think everyone should familiarise themselves with the theory for such key concepts as consent, rejecting a sexual practice for yourself without judging it morally for others, sub drop and how it can happen even in the most vanilla sexual encounters, and aftercare and how it’s often needed in even the most vanilla sexual encounters (but often treated as a joke and something to ridicule).

Summary for those who haven’t read the links:

Sub drop is basically getting the endrophin high from sex and then crashing hard from it. You just had an amazing, intense experience, so why do you want to cry??? Why do you feel weird and empty and alone? Even if you don’t get the outright crash, when the horniness fades, it catches up to you just how vulnerable you’ve been, and it’s natural and common to feel a little lost and alone after that. Contrary to what the term implies, you don’t need to be the submissive party to experience this. Note how much vanilla sex culture ridicules this (”crying after sex” jokes, etc.).

Aftercare is the antidote to sub drop, it’s the post-sex affirmation that things are good and you are safe and appreciated. Common forms include cuddling, ice cream, taking a warm shower together, wrapping yourself in your fuzziest softest bathrobe available and general relaxation together. Comfort and reassurance. Note how much vanilla sex culture condemns people as “needy” for wanting this kind of treatment, or for being upset that their partner just walks out on them after sex. (The people being condemned as “needy” are usually women, but I don’t even want to think about how much men certainly need this comfort too but feel like they can’t ask for it without being seen as un-masculine.)

This is what I mean when I say BDSMers and kinksters are the only ones who have this shit figured out. None of these things are actually exclusive to BDSM and kinky sex, vanilla sex for everyone would be SO MUCH BETTER if these things were part of universal sex ed.

i… want… my BOYTOY! *telekinesis throws everything across the room*