Ultimate diet snacks!

Hey guys! I thought I’d make a quick post about the best snacks when you’re on a diet, in my opinion~

Note: All of these snacks are under 100 cal if you portion it right

-Crabsticks/Fake crab surimi (whatever you call it lol) Great for when you’re really bored and feel like eating! Each one is less than 20 cal so you can have a few and feel satisfied!

-Rice cakes! Low calorie if you choose the one without cheddar. Pair it with banana and peanut butter for a real yummy treat that gives you energy!

-Carrots Eat alone, or dip in hummus. Seriously this is the best

-Broccoli Okay so these might not be the best to eat raw but you should definitely try to bake them in the oven for like 10 minutes, and then dip it in soy sauce or tempura sauce - SO GOOD.

-Apple Slice it up and sprinkle cinnamon or caramel over it, goddammit that is truly amazing and if you have a sweet tooth this will definiely make you satisfied!

-Melon Any type of melon is great for snacks, and for me personally I prefer just eating them without nothing - gives me a feeling of summer and I feel so refreshed afterwards~

-Dark chocolate I said it. 3 squares of dark chocolate should be around 100 cal and IT’S AMAZING.

-Popsicles! Some popsicles are actually low calorie so these are good if you crave something sweet, tasty and refreshing!

There are tons and options and I might make a part 2 of this post so make sure to give it a like or a reblog so I know if you liked it! x

Church Members Mistreat Homeless Man in Church, Unaware It Is Their Pastor in Disguise. “Pastor Jeremiah Steepek transformed himself into a homeless person and went to the 10,000 member church that he was to be introduced as the head pastor at that morning. He walked around his soon to be church for 30 minutes while it was filling with people for service, only 3 people out of the 7-10,000 people said hello to him. He asked people for change to buy food – no one in the church gave him change. He went into the sanctuary to sit down in the front of the church and was asked by the ushers if he would please sit in the back. He greeted people to be greeted back with stares and dirty looks, with people looking down on him and judging him. As he sat in the back of the church, he listened to the church announcements and such. When all that was done, the elders went up and were excited to introduce the new pastor of the church to the congregation. “We would like to introduce to you Pastor Jeremiah Steepek.” The congregation looked around clapping with joy and anticipation. The homeless man sitting in the back stood up and started walking down the aisle. The clapping stopped with all eyes on him. He walked up the altar and took the microphone from the elders (who were in on this) and paused for a moment then he recited, “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. “For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’ “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’ ‘The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ After he recited this, he looked towards the congregation and told them all what he had experienced that morning. Many began to cry and many heads were bowed in shame. He then said, “Today I see a gathering of people, not a church of Jesus Christ. The world has enough people, but not enough disciples. When will YOU decide to become disciples?” He then dismissed service until next week. Following in the footsteps of Jesus Christ should be more than just talk. It ought to be a lifestyle that others around you can love about you and share in.” Be a Christian all you want, but at least follow the teachings of Christ if you’re going to claim the title. 

I’m not a Christian but I have a massive respect for those who truly follow the creed of love thy neighbor. Major props- this pastor has balls.

YOOOOOOOOO

honestly one of the few religious posts ill ever reblog.

This is beyond great

BOOM.

Wow.

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

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Where has this been all my life?

Jane living in 3047 while us suckers are living in 2018

me, an artist: I wish I could draw :/

Reblog for this kinda energy 

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

🐞🐞🐞🐞

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

that’s… frustrating

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

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I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

Always reblog for Lemon man.

I cant believe I almost got the version without lemon man

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“morning person??” oh no you’ve misheard me. I’m a mourning person. always in black, talking about ghosts and bones, in a constant state of grief for the unknown dead.