Sure i’ll reblog that
notajerusalemcricket
Please reblog for a larger sample size.
Anonymous asked:
people get mad at me whenever i explain to them that fish are in fact real; they're anything you get from the water by using your fishing rod, how is this too abstract of a concept to accept??
behold, a fish
I got thrown in jail with Sam and Max. My genius escape plan was to make a lemolotov (a Molotov made of a citrus cleaning chemical) and throw it out of the jail cell as a distraction so we could break out.
BLOCK 100
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So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:
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I legitimately want to know what the wife’s reaction to this was. I know she deserves to go to jail for attempted murder, but I can only just wonder what was going through her head when she saw him get out of bed complaining of a headache.
There is not a singular use better for that picture anywhere on the internet.
witnessing death note for the first time in the year 2022. what’d my bestie prosciutto salame do to deserve this
I think this was one o hal's....?
Text: One day you'll decompose and I'll be there to watch it happen
ayo @turing-tested i think this was one o yours? can't find the og post outside of screencaps
someone send me the post where I say this thank you
Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS
Scream
"I completely changed the recipe and it turned bad. This means the recipe is bad. Two stars."
honestly the most egregious thing here aside from not using CARROTS for a CARROT CAKE bc of too much sugar is the fact they thought kale would be a good thing to put in as replacement.
There was one inevitable downside (/upside for Tumblr Drama fans?) to all of these poll tournaments coming to Tumblr, and that's "fandom polls being run by people with a massive bias/opinion that they can't help from plastering all over the posts". Like, there's this one New Vegas poll currently running where the OP has a seething hatred for Cass, among others - badmouthing characters in their poll posts, getting into ranting arguments about it. It's inconsequential and funny, and situations like this are a dime a dozen on this site, but seeing this made me want to take a look at this one a lil closer. Because it brushes into something small I've always found interesting about New Vegas: the rumor of homosexuality in the Legion, as well as a wider factor about the writing of companions in general (Under a read-more for length).
For those who want to experience the glory themselves
achraya
It’s the *Wheeze* for me. That was the dying gasp of someone whose soul had just left their body
It should be noted that the "AHHH" that's captioned in the video is an extremely high pitched and dramatic fainting scream
oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,
realaxolotl
peter parker said this in civilian clothing
hexglyphs
yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post
I was playing Omori, but all the characters were Sunny and the sky was Sunny and everything was Sunny and the game was called Sunny.
I woke up both shivering and in a cold sweat.
Rick Astley music video universe expanding rapidly as the robotic reggae dancer army inches closer and closer to dominating the world
yeah sure i'll reblog that