log date: 7-15-2

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

found half of the village huddled in a writhing mass, i walked into them and my inventory was instantly filled with bread

i will admit that this texture pack is an acquired taste.

those are DEMONS

varg leaving a trail of breadcrumbs

extremely large and incredibly huge

It’s big too

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

I literally cannot rest and it’s all because of this tiktok

put azula in smash

Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank……

Give a man a bank and he’ll rob everyone.

who radicalized jeff

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

His soul mate.

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

this website was a mistake

final boss

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

yes

Top 25 Tumblr post

I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

hello….

CERTIFIED CURSED POST

ive never seen this before but this is the type of mess that needs to come back to this website

This violates the 1st Amendment

Bootlicker tumblr found this post and I’m crying reading the notes on this post I’m sorry you have the sense of humor of wet bread

my favorite comment on this post

Can we just talk about how “Goth Anime Legs Uncle” IS A FAMOUS ARTIST AND AUTHOR, BUT HIS NIECE OR NEPHEW NEVER THOUGHT TO BRING THAT UP?! No no no, you have a famous artist/author for an uncle, but screw that, here’s his goth phase.

Think about it: This guy is known on Tumblr for his goth phase, but not his actual freaking work, even though we’re all familiar with his work!

Listen. Look at his body of work. This is not a man who had a goth “’"phase’”’.

the concept of how sir arthur conan doyle was as a person always sends me into fits. imagine making the most famous literary character of all time but you hate the character so much you try to kill him off. but everyone is so horny for this asshole detective they make you bring him back. even your own mother gets mad when he’s dead because she likes him. raising your prices to ridiculous rates to avoid writing holmes stories backfired and now you’re rich. it’s absolutely a pain because it’s keeping you from your true passion which is spiritualism despite how one of your good friends harry houdini keeps telling you it’s bullshit. you consider your best novels to be historical ones but they’re well over shadowed by the nemesis of your own creation sherlock fucking holmes. some fake photographs from some kids convinced you faeries were real and you wrote a whole book about it. you started writing stories in medical school. and yes, also you are a doctor. after you’re dead, they erect a statue of sherlock holmes across the street from your birthplace, causing you to probably roll over one hundred eighty degrees in your grave and scream into your casket pillow.

guys amazon is just a half-decent storefront at best and not supporting them is so easy. 

like ooo look, a cute mug i want

amazon includes the seller

all you have to do is look up the item and the seller and oh look i found it elsewhere for cheaper, no amazon worker had to suffer for my passing whims

BOYCOT PRIME DAY

SUPPORT THE WORKERS STRIKE

Ok, so I work for a third-party seller on Amazon and EVERY SINGLE THING we sell on Amazon is available on our own website for like, half the price. Amazon fees are so exorbitant and since shipping is “free” we have to add that cost to every product as well. On our own website, we don’t have the fees and can manage our own shipping tiers, so the deals are so much better. Always, always, always check and see if the thing you want to available directly from the seller. We don’t like giving all our money to Amazon either.