this might be the oldest jpeg I can remember. had this bad boy saved to my computer when I was like 10

Well, time to call the expert

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source

Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

Sure

You're laughing. They've disrespected the pouch and you're laughing.

do i work in retail? yes.

does this mean i can figure out size guides? no.

(via)

She’s trying so hard not to laugh 😭

1. Yellow hijab as blonde hair

2. No voice but you hear it

3. The handle struggle

4. Hijab & Shoulders

things that would never happen but would be extremely funny if they did: #1

Anxieties! Attack!

WAIT NO

No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!

Death Grips

Allow me to introduce you to Euglassia Watsonia.

These two are the actual best Holmes and Watson okay <3

This show was truly a love letter to the original material and a great version of the characters.

<3 Also finally gave us a depiction of Holmes again that remembers he does in fact care about other people <3

Like, I get what they were going for with the design. In one interview I'd read they said they were going for "cartel chic" with the idea being the Joker was referencing more modern, gaudy gangster fashion or something... It's just not really a design I think works very well in this case.

I get the intention, I just don't really like the result for this character.

I mean I feel like I can count the good ideas from this film on one hand

1. Margot Robby as Harley

2. The rest of the casting was good too.

3. The idea that the biggest problem with the Squad is the Squad. (Executed poorly)

4. That a super power special forces team would work poorly.

Pretty much yes

Also 5 the movie had a good soundtrack but could have used it better

Karen Fukuhara was WASTED in that movie. Reportedly they cut out most of her scenes, but considering those scenes also consisted of Captain Boomerang clumsily hitting on her unsuccessfully due to his being a huge racist, that’s not exactly BETTER than her current situation.

Yeah I do not feel that those scenes would have made the movie better ._. 

Also making Boomerang a huge racist feels like a depressing example of how fucked our world is because like in the original comics Boomerang was a piece of shit con artist who would stab anyone in the back for money or fun and wouldn’t take a hint when women he kept hitting on wanted him to fuck off and that was enough to convey the fact that he was an asshole

But at the time this film was made people who acted a hundred times worse than Boomerang did were getting elected president so the film makers obviously thought “Okay we have to go even further to show that this guy is a cunt because obviously its not sinking in”

Karen Fukuhara was done SO poorly in that movie. Her entire characterization can be summed up in two sentences.

They absolutely wasted Boomerang as well, but Margot Robbie and Will Smith were fantastic casting choices.

Will Smith as Deadshot was SO GOOD and Margot Robbie literally is Harley Quinn :D

Also oh my gosh THAT DIALOGUE

Imagine if this was actually how people made introductions :D

"Slipknot, the man who can climb anything"

Slipknot's head proceeds to explode

"Guess now he's climbing the stairway to Heaven."

TOO SOON XD

HEY CALIFORNIA PEOPLE!

HURRICANE ADVICE FROM A FLORIDIAN!

Make sure you've got shelf-stable food and water for everyone in the house, including pets. The rule of thumb is a gallon per person per day. Freeze water bottles if you want cold water.

Make sure you have enough meds!

Make sure you have batteries, candles, flashlights, and a manual can opener. 

Make sure your electronics, including backup batteries, are charged. Unplug things you don't want fried in case of a power surge. 

Don't tape your windows, it doesn't help and you'll just be stuck scrubbing goo off of them later.

Put a mug of frozen water in it in your freezer with a quarter on top of it. If your freezer defrosts, the ice will melt and the quarter will sink and tell you you need to throw things out.

Get everything that's not nailed to a foundation out of your yard. That dead branch hanging on by a thread? Time to get it down (it was probably time to do that three days ago, but now’s better than never).

Park away from powerlines and trees if you can. Rain makes the ground soft and then trees fall over.

Have an evacuation plan to a shelter. Evacuate if they’re telling you to.

If you start to flood, don't go in your attic. You'll get trapped if the water rises too high and you can't hack through your roof. This happened to a lot of people in Texas and Louisiana. Get ON the roof.

Be safe, be well <3 

What the fuck?

???? WHAT???

Ngl, "tropical storm in death valley" was not on my 2023 bingo card.

Drainage on our roads is shitty in SoCal, don't attempt to drive through water deep enough to touch your bumpers and don't attempt to walk across moving water, water only as deep as your ankles can knock you down and sweep you away.

Predicted wind speeds are similar to strong Santa Anas, so lock things down like you would for that, though keep in mind that yeah the combination of heavy rain and wind leads to more felled trees than just wind.

Take photos of the inside of your home now; flood insurance fucking sucks here and if you're in a possible flood zone you want as much documentation of your home and belongings as possible in case you need to make a claim.

Freezing water bottles also means you've got a lot of ice in your freezer if power goes out, and safe potable water once it thaws, so freeze bottles of water to have something to keep your fridge and freezer cool and store more water regardless of if you want cold water.

128x128 transparent ibuprofen png for when u and the discord server want to take ibuprofen together

dont mind if we do!!!

You wouldn’t understand

is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com

so far in Kenshi i've made and demolished 3 bases and moved them elsewhere. the first one was just in a shit spot because of low fertility east of the hub. so i couldnt keep my measly group of 9 fed

then i thought i should move closer to the swamps if i want to farm. apparently this is a bad idea because I somehow set up camp in this sliver of land where the United Cities held territory and was subject to taxes. then every fucking DAY swamp raptors would come in to eat my crops. sometimes i could hold them at bay with mounted crossbows but other times there were just way too many

now i packed up and moved to a spot on the side of a hill north of the hub, south of the stack. i couldnt get too far into holy nation's territory because they attack my skeleton buddy on sight. plus the rest of the group is every race they dont trust

but this spot can grow shit, and i only have to deal with the occasional bandit raid and bonehound attack, which are easier to deal with than those fucking raptors. plus i got a pack bull now. and my squad has been roaming the wastes long enough that they're all at decent combat levels. i got dustwich production outpacing its consumption so time to get more recruits

me and the gang all beaten up after turning in the dust king

swam across an acid ocean for ancient tech, had some party members lose limbs to wild animals, but most importantly: i found beep in the fog islands

me and the boys moved to Heng to avoid the religious nuts and decided we're going to start picking off slavers

last night i decided to hit up the workshop in The Grid. Took a path via the southern swamps because I had 5 bandits to turn for bounties in Catun first. While in the Swamps I hit up a ruin and discovered some other outpost, which turned out to be HQ for some swamp bandits and nabbed another 10k bounty.

Made it in and out of the grid without issue. Long trek back via Southern Wetlands and Bonefields. While avoiding Leviathans and Beak Thing packs I stumbled across "The Old Prison" which looked like another lab since no one was outside. However it turned out to be the HQ of the Gorilla Bandits.

What ensued was a floor-by-floor fight that lasted multiple bouts because we kept knocking each other out and recuperating. My three Hivers all lost limbs, two of them losing legs. However in the end we ended up nabbing another 60k in bounties. Beep got a shiny new speed leg out of it.

I'm at the point now where I need AI cores so I gotta go find those now.