Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

hello august you piece of shit

goodbye august you piece of shit

This is from 2020, but it definitely still applies.

I 100% agree that we should do this anyway

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

My family quotes that parable loudly every time another planned housing community on a former floodplain gets inundated with water.

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

I trode on the toad road

i don't think it's morally wrong for pet monkeys to attack their owners if the owners have a prey vibe. that's the law of the jungle bitch. you signed up for it

banish the idea that platonic love is a lesser form of love

if you go through life not investing in your friendships the same way you invest in romantic relationships, you will always be looking for love, feeling lonely, completely blind to the love all around you

friendship is not a lower level relationship. it is not a lesser form of love.

by the way, anyone adding onto this post about romantic love, please. stop. no. and to anyone saying that your partner should also be your friend, also, please, no.

you’re not wrong, but like. you’re distracting from the point. the whole point is that people treat friendship like it’s secondary. it’s not. i don’t care if you’re friends with your partner. it’s not relevant. 

also, i don’t like the idea that people are adding onto a post about friendship and talking about romance. that’s my whole point. friendship matters. end of story. you don’t need to add anything about romance or romantic relationships or how romantic/platonic love are intertwined. and i think before you add anything about romance to a post about friendship, you should re-evaluate. 

guy who has “committing to the bit” on the skill section of his resume

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

*gripping my sink* using a mobility aid will not hurt others it can only help you are deserving of any aid that helps you live your life better

op delete this now

If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well

there's something so perverse about phones automatically capitalizing brands. don't make me put respect on youtube's name.

Guys I am begging you please read Brennan Lee Mulligan's story about the Insane Christmas Party. He does not even BEGIN to describe it in the Fireside Chat.

PLEASE. Please. Please take the time to read this.

original gilbert baker pride flag colourpicked from this specific weird al shirt

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

This website truly is bizarre

“And I don’t think anybody should feel bad if they get diagnosed with a mental illness, ’cause it’s just information about you that helps you to know how to take better care of yourself.

“Being bipolar, there’s nothing wrong with it. Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want.

“And I know some of you are like, ‘But Taylor, what if people judge me for taking arm floaties?’ Well, those people don’t care if you live or die, so maybe who cares? Maybe fuck those people a little. I don’t know.”

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022)

Long drives and feeling small.

something charmingly twentieth century about this

This counts as a spell

the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about

“you look like the minotaur” -> whatever

“you look like you have a bull’s head” -> slightly funnier

“you look like you should be imprisoned in an underground labyrinth for the safety of crete” -> there we go