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@roseluma / roseluma.tumblr.com

ness | kind of a weeb? | i like nintendo games | 22, she/her

Mark my words the illumination intro for the mario movie is gonna have a minion get the fire flower and then he throws a fireball and then it hits another minion and his ass catches on fire and he starts screaming and running around

“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”

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You are like a little baby, watch this

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our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

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that’s all we need to know

5 Y hhyt guy I jo 8 oi 9 oh uthj g y8 giI’m u

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Thanks

that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro

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howl’s moving castle is fucking hilarious like this complete stranger shows up at his house and goes “bitch you really live like this? this is the nastiest house i’ve ever seen, i’m gonna be your cleaning lady from now on because you clearly need one” and howl’s just like “sounds fair, do you want some breakfast?” no questions asked

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THE STANLEY PARABLE (2011)

I think I’ll just go about my business making meaningful cultural contributions to the world. And perhaps every now and then, I’ll think back to a man named Stanley who was objectively wrong in every decision he ever made.
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dude i want U to know im so ride and die 4 U bro if U were a prty member in a JRPG bro and i could only have 4 dudes in my party bro i would always have U in my party U would be so high leveled in the JRPG dude U would have the secret spells