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On this day, Mount St Helens

I just want to get dicked down again =/

In the club yawning

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

*quietly whoops like a bird*

LOVE to cause situations. hate to be near them really. undiagnosable

I love asking 7 different people for advice then do what i want

emo drag king named Evan Essence

i miss the real gun emoji so much

there is a war between types of users on this site and this is what it looks like

"cod zombies is homestuck for boys" i say before being violently dragged into an alley by someone with a juggernog minifridge

ive never played cod zombies but ive seen it and honest to god you are wrong

if this post has been made before i got into cod i would have agreed with you jeffy but honest to god the zombies lore genuinely is on the same level as homestuck. every time my partner tries to explain part of it i feel like they're playing a joke on me

LORE?

the story is about ancient aliens time travel and interdimensional plotlines all because a girl gets trapped in a moon pyramid during WW2. theres quite a lot more going on than you think

my god it is like homestuck for us boys

"he's just some guy" TO YOU. to me? he is a girl

autism hungry feed it 50000 replays of a song you just heard

Broke: love triangles

Woke: throuple

Bespoke: codependent and probably slightly unhealthily attached found family that may or may not all be romantically involved but everyone’s too afraid to ask.

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish