it’s actually very easy to live a life free of social media if you don’t consider tumblr a form of social media. which i don’t. #freedom #technologicallyfree #offline #amish

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

Fish men

saw someone refer to not knowing how to keep track of your money as "girl math" ......why are we in this weird era of treating women like idiots but repackaging it to sound cute and quirky. We All Need To Stop

at this point i also take issue with those tweets/posts that are of the genre “girls were meant to sit in their bed with treats and do nothing all day” it was fun and #relatable maybe the first few times but it’s really just feeding into this weird mass objectification and dehumanization of women going on all over every social media platform now

REAL

‘Synth-Sense’ - graphite/acrylic/digital

[image description: picture of a hand, palm up, with the wrist cut off, and wires extending from it, making it look like a cyborg hand inside. the outside of the hand is pinkish-white, but wrapped in sky blue lines. the lines on the fingers have a cross pattern, and circular patterns mimicking fingerprints on the finger tips. another, dark blue hand off to the side touches the first hand’s palm with two fingers. at the point of contact, the first hand appears to be glowing yellow, red and orange, which spreads out and fades on the palm. / end id]

me: *posting* "shlonking on girl penis with the ladies"

evil advisor: "and what of the men my lady? they may feel you aren't posting about them enough"

me: "trivial, they are beneath me and not worthy of my posting, let them grumble"

evil advisor: *secretly preparing the callout post to stir discontent amongst the masses* "very well my lady"

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

why do people get so mad when they see fat people being loved and happy especially by people who aren’t also fat? like .. fat does not equal unlovable, fat does not equal ugly/unattractive. fat people are capable of being loved, of being funny, of being lovable, of being hot, of having sex, of being wanted, of being desired, of being in relationships. it’s a tired and old discourse, please let us kill it.

The best part of being authentic is that there is no image to maintain. You will delight some and disturb others, and none of it will concern the truth of your being.

*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.

when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

i genuinely hate the gimmick letter counting accounts like how fucking annoying

ok looking back on it this issss maybe a little harsh still hate them however

i know you just had knee surgery but can you not. be on fucking percocet. around my djungleskog.

hes still really sad about lil peep