can we talk about how much of a banger the Narcos intro is

just got back from my first shift as a welder. i have a beam attack now

effective range: 1.6-2.4mm

WRONG

on a scale of one to ten how normal do you guys think i am about soap mactavish? personally, i'm feeling really normal about him tbh.

so normal and sane and normal.

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

Do you guys check out the boot barn blog at all??? it’s really fucking good and has some of the best refferance photos avaliable for cowboy posting I’ve ever come across that isn’t the same five images on pintrest

Like im serious guys, some of the boot barn lookbooks take my fucking breath away 

@modmad @tsunamiholmes

pedro pascal: is the most adorable puppy dog of a man who does the peace sign when people take photos and giggles when people call him daddy and then says momma and fangirls over other celebs and looks at fan accounts to cheer himself up

every studio: we are going to cast This Man in the reluctant grumpy bounty hunter father role, the reluctant violent angry post apocalyptic father role, the dickhead actor who’s high or drunk all the time role, the cop with a dark side that gets a lil corrupted by the cartel he tries to take down role, the megalomaniac supervillain against a dc hero role, the Texan back stabbing double crossing spy role, the bloodthirsty horn dog of a man literally nicknamed The Red Viper for his murdering methods role etc

Me reading my mutuals’ blogs in the morning

Thank you to all the people who agree that having to viscerally reject a feature once a week is a part of tumblr culture we can all get behind (and loathe)

Hey @evilwizard found a target for that lightning blast scroll you've been sitting on.

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

Gonna tell my grandnieces and grandnephews this was Barbenheimer

i think ghosts are by far the most tragic manifestations of the undead because unlike other revenants they are firmly beyond your reach. other reanimated corpses have corporeal forms which embody the hope that you might yet still be able to bring them back, or that they might learn to love you again, or that you may be reunited once more if you only cross over to the other side to join them. but ghosts offer no such reassurances. they are intangible echoes of grief whose presence only emphasizes the distance that now lies between you. you can rewind and replay the tape over and over again, but it's a one-sided gesture, not communication; it cannot respond or return your affections. even if you both reach out, your hands will only pass through each other like smoke. like orpheus looking back at the mouth of the tunnel, you can only ever confirm that euridyce was lost to you the moment you turned around and laid eyes on her.

is possession not inevitably one-sided even if both parties consent to it? does leaving notes for another who you'll never again share a life with to reply to truly fill the hole they left after they were gone, or does it only further stress how far apart you are? would waking up holding your own hand make you feel any less alone?

haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it

Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?

To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause

across the spiderverse is so good that i still don’t feel like i’ve watched it. i need it beamed directly into my brain on loop for a week straight. my attention did not falter once for the entire 2.5 hour runtime and still i lie awake at night thinking about all the frames i missed by blinking. what the fuck man

Concept art for Webslinger and Widow, plus the under the mask face model by Kris Anka

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

a mean wife who hates you >>>

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for the dagger users amongus

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CHAINSAW

gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ﾌﾞｫﾝ but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ﾌﾞｫﾝ

Can you make him throw this 🍍

as you wish

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Great! Now can you catch something for me?

yeah ok

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Here you go!

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(っ💖)っ  ah.