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@roseategold

Someone who needs friends he/him 20 y/o I don't post often so if you're here for that prepare for disappointment

ngl ALL of across the spiderverse was fantastic but that short scene where we got to see a disabled spider-person using a wheelchair and crutches while STILL kicking ass AND making jokes and puns about said mobility aids while doing so singlehandedly cured my depression and added 500 years to my lifespan <3

reminder to reblog stuff you like ‼️

never assume your followers follow the same people as you ! every time you reblog something you could be showing someone something new & making them smile like this -> :3

if that's not reason enough , reblogging stuff can give people an impression of your humor and it will probably gradually attract followers with the same-ish humor

also remember you can attack someone's inbox with an assault of likes and rb's and they might turn into your mutual . and then you can fist bump and do the explosion thing. which that is really cool

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bruce wayne the type of guy to pull down the oxygen mask to take a drag of his cigarette while the paramedics who are trying to reinforce his collapsed lung look on in disbelief

Cake makes everything better.

This is actually a redraw of an old comic that I drew about a year and a half ago. The old comic was posted on an account of mine that no longer exists, so here it is again if you wanted to see it.

I head canon that if in heroes of Olympus, Annabeth went missing instead of Percy, we 100% would've seen dark!percy and he would tear down the gates of Olympus themselves until he found her

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chat, dramatically acting milk-drunk, pointing at a picture of cat walker: what do you have that I don’t?

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This is the best and more concise explanation I've seen of what's going on:

The worst thing is that once they are done migrating outside of Google cloud, the costs may go down, but probably not too much (they still need servers and bandwidth somewhere, and at Twitter scale it's always going to be hella expensive), and on top of that they will acquire a endemic stability problem (running their own cloud with the Minimum Viable Team they have right now? Pfffffdhahaha)

i always bitch about how Pokemon keeps making ice types be slow and defensive, but Gen 9 they made two high stat fast powerful ice types and they both got banned from OU so I am realizing there may have been a reason for that.

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no wayy i just saw a twitter thread complaining that tumblrs “algorithm” sucks and its too hard to get followers

boy do i have news for u angel

Anonymous asked:

Why do Croconaw evolve so early compared to other Water starters?

being a starter pokémon isnt a distinct “biological trait” that a pokémon has per se (we decide that ourself) so there isn’t a biological template that nature follows. croconaw was just the closest johtoan pokémon that fit the needs of early trainers

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My reactions to the first half of Vanishing Act:

CAUTION, THERE BE MINOR SPOILERS HERE

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JUUNOOOOO

RIIIIITTTTTAAAAAA

RUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYY

All my loves are back and detectiving again!!! I love my little guys!!!!

Juno sounds so so tired haha

New Juno is great, but New Rita might be even better. She's spunky. She's not afraid to make fun of Juno and it gives me life.

Yes! More suspects and side characters that are just little weirdos!!! I love them!!!

WRENCH

The writing is GREAT. Kevin Vibert, you maniac. One moment in particular is fantastic! (If you've heard it, you'll know it) Particularly paired with Ryan's AMAZING new tunes oh my god

There's a line where Juno says "my man" that will make you cry in gay anguish.

NUREYEV'S VOICE

And last but not least........... Phantom of the Opera AU? Yes please!!!