So my great grandmother has a parrot. And when I met this parrot for the first time when I was 15, I was told that it could talk. Nobody told me what it could say and I was too shy at ask. So when I found myself alone in the house with this parrot, I naturally tried to get it to talk. I said hi and asked if it could talk and experimented with a few words and greetings; the bird said nothing. It just stared at me. Eventually I gave up and turned away and walked around the corner. That's when I heard the parrot say "what the fuck." In its little parrot voice. I found my 88 year old great grandmother outside the open window sitting on the porch laughing.

Let's just talk about Viktor Krum for a second. sorry canon but ronmione pisses me off. It doesn't even make sense! Ron was only ever tolerant or jealous. But Krum treated Hermione like a queen. Like there really was no other woman who mattered in the world to him when he looked at her. Ron was just the easy sensible way but realistically Hermione was no coward and wouldn't have settled. She deserved Krum and I'll never stop shipping it. Rant over

So there's this boy in my math class who's a complete smart ass and I think he's adorable but we kinda just met and today he said something rude and I whispered "bite me" and he whispered "ok" and we looked never even looked at eachother and from the seat beside me my best friend whispered "I ship it"