i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg”
Found a pot of corg at the end of the rainbow.
Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
who do you trust more ? a fucking nerd ass math fuck or a warlock ?
I believe the Mexican warlock
Never forget that the cast of Camp Rock dressed up as High School Musical for halloween in 2007
this is the most 2007 thing i’ve ever seen
Cat Burger
WELCOME TO CAT BURGER HOME OF THE CAT BURGER MAY I TAKE YOUR CAT
(photo via imqueative)
when i get my paycheck and its $3 more than usual

my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand…
someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?
me:
i accept this new Christmas canon that an Asian woman in drag is the Boss Santa

