rosalie

for anyone who loved hobie/spiderpunk in the new movie, please know that his best friend is an indigenous gay man who goes by captain anarchy (the person he's kissing is that universe's rick jones).

and that he's also friends/allies with his universe's ironheart, ms marvel, and daredevil.

also his symbiote is his dog.

anyways, stan spiderpunk. hobart brown you will always be famous to me.

Across the spiderverse + letterboxd reviews

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse + text posts

i just. do not like short haired men. if he doesn't look like he could be an 80s metal band member i don't want him

Saw this on instagram and it inspired me a lil

“Hey baby, wanna see my new nails?” You ask eren excitedly when he answers your phone call. You can hear him shuffling around in the background

“of course pretty” he mumbles after a few seconds go by as he finally brings the phone to his ear.

“Okay hold on, I’m about to snap a pic” you say as you hold your hand out in front of the camera, but then you think of a better way to show him.

You quickly pull your sports bra over your head and push your shorts and underwater down in one swift motion and crawl onto your bed, letting your back rest against the the headboard.

Your angle your phone in front of you and spread your legs. Your fingers swipe up and down your slit, once, twice before you’re using two of your fingers to spread your puffy folds.

You quickly snap a picture making sure his initial on your middle finger is visible before you hit the record button on your phone. You rub your fingers up and down again to collect some of your slick on your fingers before you bring them up to your clit, rubbing soft circles on the bundle of nerves.

You raise the camera a little, showing off your other hand as your fingers toy with your hard nipples.

You quickly look over the video before pressing send, nibbling softly on your lip as you wait for his response.

A few minutes goes by before you’re receiving a FaceTime call from him, you giggle quietly before you accept the call.

“Fuck baby” he grunts out, voice deeper than it was a couple of minutes ago.

“Do you like my nails?” You question innocently.

“I forgot that’s what I was supposed to be looking at” he answers truthfully and you let out another giggle.

“Go look!”

“They look good baby, but not as good as my pussy, show me"

haikyuu characters as tweets

part two!

Odysseus, disguised as a beggar: alright ody, you’re about to see your beautiful wife for the first time in twenty years but you CAN’T break character - no matter how gorgeous she is. You got this, after years of marriage, you’ve learned how to handle your wife’s hotness.

[Penelope walks into the room]

Odysseus: oh no she got hotter with age

Still reading the Odyssey. How have I never seen anyone bring up a headcanon that Odysseus becomes scared shitless of the ocean after finally coming home to Ithaca? I'm talking mental-breakdown inducing phobia.

The man has spent TEN YEARS lost at sea. Each time he reached land, Poseidon was here to try to drown him. His twelve ships with six hundred men sunk. And later on, when Alcinoos' men sailed him back to Ithaca, Poseidon sunk that ship too. It just never ends. Odysseus has seen hundreds of men, friends, die at sea, he's been whipped by waves, choked by salt, he faced Charybdis on his own, nearly drowned more times than he can count, all of this to finally reach home knowing his journey has drowned hundreds of innocent people.

I'm telling you he'd never heal from that shit. After he finally reclaims the throne of Ithaca, maybe Telemachus mentions that some of his father's old friends are still waiting for news of him, that Nestor has no idea he managed to go home and that Menelaus weeps whenever he thinks of him.

So Odysseus agrees to follow his son to Pylos and Sparta, having to sail across the sea once again, and although the trip goes smoothly it's a living nightmare for Odysseus. The moment the ship departs, he prays Poseidon with all his might, begging him to spare his son. He can't stop puking and crying, choking on his own erratic breath, hallucinating and going paranoid. For a few days Telemachus really thinks he's fallen ill. The trip back is just as terrible and Telemachus has no idea how to comfort his father or to make him understand that the seas are safe for him now, as well as for all the people who travel with him.

Yet another reason why Odysseus needs to spend the rest of his life in a Penelope/Diomedes sandwich hug, I rest my case.

Pyrrhus talking about achilles grave to Odysseus: Is it right thst my father's fame should be diminished? Tainted by a commoner?

*Patroclus a shade in the corner*: a commoner who fucked your dad AND your mum

*mic drop*

I know this isn't true but like to think this would have been a burn back to that little gremlin Pyrrhus. 🤣🤣

dad jokes

I will never understand how Odysseus has all the braincells while also having none of them at the same exact time. He is an amazing war general and is insanely smart but has the attention span of a rat fuelled by the need to cause chaos simply because he is bored. He can't listen to one thing while getting distracted by the thing he was specifically told not to touch.

Penelope: I had the weirdest dream last night. An eagle swooped down from the heavens and killed 20 geese.

Odysseus, disguised as a beggar: Well, fair queen, clearly this means that your husband is coming home and will kill your suitors.

Penelope: If only there was a way to tell the eagle to hurry the fuck up.

Odysseus:

Penelope: *dumps a bunch of weapons at Odysseus’s feet*

Penelope: Clumsy me

isnt it strange to know that shipping patrochilles u have something in common w plato and alexander the great

all the other heroes: *famous because they killed some great monster*

Achilles: *famous because he threw a rage fit after his boyfriend died*