“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

wearing a mask

(click for better quality!)

that is a mous

on the outside I'm like this :3

but on the inside im also like this :3

:3

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:³

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yeah nah that’s gotta be her

I have been working on this project for 8 years and it's FINALLY DONE!!!

Look. Look at my labor of 8 years. LOOK AT IT.

The pattern is Neat Ripple. I used Knit Picks Mighty Stitch in lots of various colors. If you'd like specific color names, let me know. I'm fairly certain the lighter orange is discontinued, named "Conch".

hello beloveds ☺️

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

You are appreciated

I think that we as a society should get more comfortable with the idea that sometimes our friends will be attracted to us and sometimes we will be attracted to our friends and nothing needs to come of that.

You don't have to date. You don't have to stop being friends. You can just keep hanging out. Self control and respect exists.

And sometimes you will date your friend and figure out that your dynamic worked better when you were friends. And then you can go back to being friends. It's really quite simple. Mature and cool, even.

Even requited attraction doesn't need to be acted upon. Two people can be mutually attracted to each other and still decide not to date or not to change the dynamic of their friendship. People who are dating can mutually decide it worked better as a friendship, even if the attraction persists.

Feelings are just feelings. Not all feelings need to be realized as actions. It's very mature and cool to still treat people like people even after learning about their feelings, whatever they are.

THANKYOU

THIS THIS THIS THIS IVE TRIED TELLING MANY PEOPLE THIS

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

this is my wife everyone be nice to her

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life

YO SHOUT OUT TO THE BISEXUALS

IT'S FUCKIN SATURDAY!

THE BISEXUALS

bisexual orb

BI BALL SATURDAY

trans men be like hot and shit like they're just hot as fuck like what the fuck man why are you being so hot god damn

I want a man who ripped his masculine form right out of the hands of God. I'm sorry cis men that you will likely never have the opportunity to do something that metal.

probably the sexiest paragraph I've read in my entire life thank you for making it

finally I got them all

The Barbie Movie is the movie of all time for many reasons, but the core message being "Perfoming gender roles hurts everyone, you should be your authentic self no matter what society says" really knocked it out of the park

the thing that gets me about about barbie is that barbie land wasn’t even purposefully a matriarchy, barbie land came about because of the way little girls were playing with their barbies, it wasn’t created by mattel it was created by the people using the toys, so the fact that the barbies ignored the ken’s and had girls night every night wasn’t because they had some bias against him, it was just an accurate depiction of how kids play with barbies. I had some ken dolls as a child and they were essential to the plot in the sense that of course my barbie has a boyfriend because that represented the world i saw around me, but also he didn’t have any purpose in my dream world because i was only interested in what the girls were doing because they represented me and how i wanted to be, I wanted girls night every night I wanted the girls to be president and austronauts and not because of some inherent feminist idea but because I was a girl and I wasn’t thinking about boys, ken was an accessory. this movie wasn’t made to change the world but it showed a different perspective than what we usually see which I thought was fun. Men don’t have to be the centre of all our stories and its not even because we hate them, sometimes we’re just not thinking about them