24 hours left to do crimes.

Me the first time I saw The Unsleeping City logo flip upside down in the intro:

Me the seventeenth time seeing The Unsleeping City logo flip upside down in the intro:

I realized you can see the jail cell window from the Welcome Center room balcony. Fuck you Micah, I wish the middle finger emote was possible in story mode like in GTAV.

We’re more ghosts than people.

What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

Fuck you #TARGET . i just want some God damned shoes

I just want some god damned clothes

reblog this if you were selfshipping before you even knew what selfshipping was

save for yourself and for future generations

reblog to save a life

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

You all deserve to look bomb as hell at your graduation 😘

Aww, that’s so cute :)

this video starts circulating every year around graduation season and it makes me really happy

Super useful tip for people with large heads too!! Thanks :D

“Poor? Have you tried starving? “

What if we

And I do mean this

Set their buildings on fucking fire

“To recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less.”

― Oscar Wilde

Looks like they’re doing both at once now!

Last time someone said that a man was found dead with grass stuffed in his mouth.

Driving simulator doesn't go according to plan

got misgendered/got boostered   Swings and roundabouts i guess!!

[image description: a 4-panel comic titled Gender boost/er, which is shaded in grey, light pink, and light blue. The first 3 panels are a compilation of various medical staff talking to the protagonist (who is not yet pictured). A person holding hand sanitiser says, “Morning, young lady! Let me just get your hands for ya!” A nurse holding a clipboard says, “Ah, all good on your forms. Good girl! Is that everyone in your house…?” Finally, another nurse holding a needle and syringe says, “G’morning! Now, right or left arm, miss?” The fourth panel shows our protagonist, who has short wavy hair and is wearing a big jacket over a flannel button-up. There are close-ups on their pins and patches, which are a heart shaped trans flag, a they/them badge, a “be gay, do crimes” badge, and a coffin-shaped patch which says “RIP gender norms”. The person looks tired, and pauses before saying, “Left arm, please.” Everyone is wearing face masks. End ID] Image description for @incoherentnerd​    Thankyou!

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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THANK YOU KIND OP

Oh my god.

I haven’t seen anyone talk about this but everything about Perrito from Puss in Boots 2 implies that he comes from either a puppy mill or some very unethical backyard breeders.

He tells us that him and his “litter mates” lived with a “family” that would first throw him in a dumpster and when that didn’t work they tried to drown him in a river.

First, “litter mates”? Why not siblings? That suggests that inbreeding was probably a thing and they called each other “mates” to disguise that. (Edit: I’ve been informed that in English “litter mates” is used to distinguish a litter from the “siblings” a dog or cat will have later when they’re sold off which add a whole other level of sad because it means he was taught from the start to not get attached to his parents or siblings if he use that word despite never being sold off)

Second, he was the runt of the litter so the “family” just threw him away, most likely because they wouldn’t be able to sell him for a lot of cash and didn’t want to waste money on feeding him.

Third, he’s a merle chihuahua.

The merle gene in chihuahuas comes with so many health issues that most kennel clubs won’t allow you to register them no matter how purebred they are, and the few who does will only allow it under very specific conditions. The coat is considered so unethical that a lot of chihuahua fan forums won’t even allow you to join. If you breed two merle chihuahuas the puppies are fucked. And chihuahuas can carry the gene even if they don’t have the merle coat meaning even ethical breeders risk breeding two merle chihuahuas without meaning to. And Perrito clearly has a lot of birth defects like lopsided ears, underbite, wobbly run, and some kind of internal issues that required an operation at some point if the scar on his stomach is any indication.

A lot of Puss in Boots 2 fans are so dedicated to hating chihuahuas that, because they like Perrito, they refuse to acknowledge that he’s a chihuahua and instead prefer to think he’s a mutt or even an Australian sheepdog puppy (nevermind that Kitty asks if he’s part of a chihuahua gang or that Perrito says he USED to be a puppy) not understanding that him being a merle chihuahua is another subtle hint to his horrible past.

Rhythm Hell

Happy Weekend!

Reblog to help teach your f/o(s) trauma recovery techniques and healthy coping mechanisms.