my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

im at a taco bell that has fairy lights and several water features? this is the nicest tacobell i have ever seen in my entire life???

hello???

google isn't letting us accept any routes home now

Hotel California looks different than I imagined.

hey tumblr idk abt this one

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

Rehabilitation, not Devastation. Fuck The Police.

Remember, Bethesda adding preferred pronouns to the game is totally no big deal and anyone complaining about it is a crybaby snowflake. However, removing them with a mod is a big deal and should be banned.

Also, this is Nexus mods. You know, the site that hosts full-on porn and child murder mods, but removing they/them pronouns from the game is just too far.

this is like a crumpled white tissue that you find stuck to your shoe. there is no economic value to this animal. I would topple a nation-state for her

me: my ear tingles

the internet: YOU HAVE 35 HORSES, 58 MINUTES, AND 27 MINUTES LEFT TO LIVE

i slap your nuts from across the room with one of these

what the actual fuck

i dont explain my poetry often

TIL mozart's older sister was an extraordinarily gifted pianist as a child but their father first stopped fostering her talent in favour of her little brother then forbade her from performing once she was an old enough teen to marry off and there are letters from mozart (the famous one) admiring her skill and praising her works which implies she composed entire pieces herself as well but none were preserved by her family or have survived some other way and so they will never be known or heard

The 90s was just like that

I feel like using the word AI to refer to what are little more than predictive bots made things sound much more impressive to the general public than they really are. They coopted the word AI is what they did. This is not a digital person who can create and have opinions. This is a customer service chat bot.

It machine learning and you should cal it that

Even machine learning sounds too fancy for what it is. It's not learning anything, it can't "know" things, it doesn't think. It's just trying to find patterns based on things it sees and then making random stuff that fits those patterns. And it's wrong! The things it spits out are wrong so often! Finding information online has quickly become so much harder because now half the time you read an article, it was generated by a stupid bot that doesn't know shit, and no human ever bothered to proofread it.

I've been calling it algorithmic generation

I've been calling it fucking garbage

Nope, not giving that idiot a platform.

My friends who play DND: y'know being a paladin actually has nothing to do with religion, it's totally not connected with christianity

The kind of person who plays a paladin:

See these people just arent playing dnd right

A while back I played a paladin dwarf whose religion was atheism. Which was funny because our campaign or whatever dealt directly with a god. So my guy was just going ‘must be a trick of the light’ all the time

250ml normal saline infusion bag by ICU Medical with gravity infusion set by Becton and Dickinson btw

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

well you see,

the sniler