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This just in

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

it just keEPS GOING

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

…the fuck.

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo

he did start wagging his tail when he got called a fag so good for him <3

imagine seeing this and being like oh my god oh my god i need to say a slur right now

i love it when people end their dumbass points with a snappy one-liner that is technically true but in the complete opposite direction they intended

"i only concussed myself on a bike once and it wasn't even as bad as the time i walked directly into a metal pole" is not the supporting argument you seem to think it is

Man, having the seatbelt debate in 2023 except it’s over bicycle helmets? Did not expect this to be the discourse, I’m gonna be honest.

Anyway here is your reminder that poor effeminate men existed in the 18th century and any reading of class that acts as tho every poor man was a hyper masculine rugged labourer and every rich man was a effeminate fop is an inherently flawed reading of class 🙃

reblogging again for this extremely important point, thanks for putting it so succinctly @carfuckerlynch

One of my favorite paintings at the Portland Art Museum. I especially love the work they did showcasing the historical context.

does anyone know how to stop hissing when you see teslas in public

well, you have to breath out slowly and calmly while lining up a shot, probably harder to hiss while doing that. YMMV

am going to be thinking “lindt chocolate beast” on a loop for the next 5-10 business days

The judge concluded that polyamorous relationships are entitled to the same sort of legal protection given to two-person relationships.

This is genuinely HUGE.

The fact that judges are consistently making decisions that legitimize non-nuclear family units is a big deal and I….genuinely didn’t think I would see this day come.

my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement

bro she is purposefully isolating you

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

the knife

I can't believe Tumblr Live is still a thing. No real users use it. What could it possibly be doing for tumblr that's profitable enough to keep us clicking this button every week.

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

i haven't seen this here yet so heads up

Here’s the link with instructions on how to opt out of arbitration.

some of you need to make your bed and have a shower with a soap that smells nice, and then sit in a chair near the window and have tea with milk and read a hardcover book and see how your creative block is after that tbh.

i'm not saying creative block isn't a real or difficult phenomenon. i'm saying creatives have a tendency to neglect themselves physically and emotionally in favor of manic bursts of productivity. a little softness and clean sheets and a bagel will go a long way. make a playlist and light the fancy candle you've been saving for a special occasion. life is a special occasion.

Always a good reminder.