rule
on july 12th 2004 the statue of liberty reached down & picked up 1 guy & ate him. not very many people saw this happen & no one got any pictures of it. the eyewitness accounts never traveled very far or got any attention on the internet or anything
been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now
There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.
Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much
I'm in this group and Bruce's human posts eating dome updates when he's done a particularly good job!
And also when he gets up to other mischief
However, THIS is my favorite Bruce photo
if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.
is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with
Nice day outside.
Hope nobody tries to assassinate me.
Oh, hey, it’s one of those flute guys.
ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura
ma’am please
My boyfriend made me move to r/196 and i'll get him to move to tumblr >:)
Yo check out this guy from valenciennes. bibliothèque municipale, ms 320, fol. 46
it kinda looks like somebody tried to shoot this fucker 5 times and missed because of his nimble movements
His coy and effeminate stance increases his maneuverability perhaps .
one shot left in this revolver and he's flowing like a winding river right in front of my eyes
Make it fucking count
king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!
the minotaur, born like a day ago:
inaccurate, they will survive.
counterattacking
they are now playing a friendly game of speed pong :3
E EAURGHH… the timelines… they’re… splitting…
[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid
Thats me scared because i found the witches hut
These next few are me running
