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When they get all creamy and messy on your cock 😵💫😵💫
Pussy so good you know she’s got a tumblr
Tumblr girls hit different
I love it here so much. Tumblr been my safe space for a long time.
I love all yall because we're collectively unhinged and there's zero judgment.
Doof is a double amputee with titanium prostheses.
It's the fact that the only shit that can ruin my day is other people
making silly sounds doesn’t always have to serve a purpose and is sometimes done purely for whimsy’s sake
Abbott Elementary + Janine’s height
as a very short woman, i feel it every time someone brings up her height
An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War
“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.” - Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)
Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC “George, that’s terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button.”
why would u leave this in the tags!
Home Alone (1990) dir. Chris Columbus Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus
Our blessed tumblr
A holy site
Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags
Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin
