BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

My hobby is woodcarving. I made this cat of cherry wood. Is he really good?

Not to be rude but naruto would run so much faster if he used his arms like a normal person

omgggg I’m dead someone made my niece into a meme she’s sooooo cute omg

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

Yes pls omg

im geekin

me lookin at road kill: ew that’s gross lol

dead raccoon: ok but you ain’t looking that good either hunty !!

me:

Before and after listening to partition 

White people should be banned from adopting transracially.

Kenya has approved an indefinite ban on adoption by foreigners. This needs to spread like wildfire…White people using Black and Brown children as disposable pretentious props has got to stop.

some facts to go with this post:

So......

…..I am on the verge of being suspended from my one job…..

because….

a woman complained to both my manager and the store manager and the assistant store manager that I was being rude and ignoring her while I was on till and cashing her through because I wasn’t talking to her when she was talking to me……

I’m Deaf. 

I have a sticker that I can put on my till and a pin that I put on my uniform that says DEAF so that people know. The packer who was packing up her groceries told her I was Deaf and her response to him was ‘She should learn to listen better if she is going to work in the service industry.’ My packer then tried to continue to explain to which the lady told him that it was still my responsibility to have a conversation with her if she wanted one and that instead of watching the screen to see if her groceries scanned through I should listen to the beeps that way I can talk to her. 

3 times my packer explained to her that I physically am unable to hear and no matter what I won’t be able to pay attention to both what she is trying to tell me and to the computer to make sure all the groceries went through. 

And still she complained. 

And now because she complained to both the store managers and the front end manager they might have to put me on suspension for 3 days because of it. 

What fucking bullshit audist society do we live in?????

Hell fucking no.

A lawsuit waiting to happen.

I’m pretty sure you can sue them for that? What the fuck?

You can definitely take legal action I would look up the Americans with Disabilities Act (assuming that you live in America) and that should give you a better idea of your rights ESPECIALLY with your employer. 

Yeah no, that is crazy illegal and super discriminatory.

(photo by MaggleCole)

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD

oh my god… What happened. Is that a pressure cooker? It sure looks like it from that lid in the ceiling.

I’ve never been more confused

If I wear a shirt inside out, the entire universe would be wearing it except me.

Congratulations, you just explained Gödel’s theorem in a single sentence.