im like if a boy was forced to do tasks

i love when people get up in arms about kink as like a "new perverted phenomenon" bc of their boogeyman obsession with porn. brother gay people have been slapping each other and pretending to be dogs while we fuck since the dawn of time. you're only just finding out now bc your hole is largely unremarkable and your manner unbecoming

Deleting thousands of old pictures from my phone and this one's making me lose my shit

me when im jerkin it and i look down

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

it looked like this

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

Bro you look like the haunting specter right now

bro you look a little bit like The Haunting Specter

Every day I learn of new unique gimmick blogs on tumblr

i really really really like this post

Can you stop applying status effects to me for two fucking seconds I'm trying to get divorced.

underrated kanye bars

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

Riverdale unanimously elected for best show on television

currently using a 640 x 480 pixel monitor! it's good enough ^_^

If only there was a way for me to enjoy pizza and bagel at the same time...........

i have great news

what

what the fuck is this cups of cheese..

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)

Friendly reminder

Won’t say it again!

cis people can reblog this btw

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

Yuuuup my man Tony Fox and now Make sure you don't go buying that Deltarune 3 Crap because this guy had me picking poisonous mushrooms and solving bridge troll's riddle to torment my feeble vulnerable mind. Piece of shit