how many dildos do you own

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One (1) because it took me years to realize dildos aren’t actually, uh, made of dildos

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Wait, what are they made of, Frank?

A dildo is a material object shaped like a dildo for stimulating people with dildos, I think

I think it’s some kind of weird, porous material that becomes a rigid structure when wet

It has to be made of a material that gets wet? I know very little about this