how many dildos do you own
One (1) because it took me years to realize dildos aren’t actually, uh, made of dildos
Wait, what are they made of, Frank?
A dildo is a material object shaped like a dildo for stimulating people with dildos, I think
I think it’s some kind of weird, porous material that becomes a rigid structure when wet
It has to be made of a material that gets wet? I know very little about this









