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Ron: this crystal ball thing is such rubbish.

Harry: yeah. I didn't see a single thing. Made up something in exam.

Ron: oh I did see something. And it was bogus.

Harry: really? What did you see?

Ron: two little kids. One boy and one girl. The girl had blue eyes and the boy had brown eyes. Both had wild red hair. What the hell does that even mean? Our family has no kids.

Harry: lmao. Told ya it's rubbish.

Ron: can't wait to share it with Hermione. She will have a good laugh.

THEY ARE TRYING TO FIST FIGHT PERCY JACKSON

A WAR

A WAR IS COMING💀😭

Do Ron justice. I dont want anything else. He has been maligned by fanbase because of his more popular movie counterpart for over a decade. He deserves justice.

I am very hopeful about this series.

We want justice for our redhead.✊🏻🔥

Aunt Muriel: So you are the muggleborn Ronald talks about.

Hermione: yes. My name is Hermio-

Aunt Muriel: you have such bad posture and your ankles are too skinny

Hermione:.....

Ron: whotf cares? I think they are sexy. especially when they are on my shoulders. You should mind your own damn business, you old hag.

Aunt Muriel: what did you say, Ronald?

Ron: are you deaf?

Ron: Happy new year, love. What do you want this year?

Hermione: You

Ron: you alreday have me.

Hermione: to put another baby inside me

Ron:...

Ron: you really mean it?

Hermione: yes. Rose and Hugo are teens. Lets make another baby.

Ron: I love you so much!

Yes, please make another cute little redhead.👶🏻

Hermione: Ginny he’s beautiful, what’s his name?
Harry: Albus….Albus Severus
Hermione: …..oh….oh adorable
Hermione talking to Ron about Albus’ name after: he named his kid after Dumbledore, I understand, but Snape? We- we were there for him more than Snape was!
Ron: It’s okay Hermione, he does this, he doesn’t name kids after friends does he? Like ..James Sirius, and he can’t exactly name his son Ron Hermione
Hermione: yeah, you’re right, he doesn’t name them after friends, just paternal figures I guess
*Ginny gives birth again*
Hermione: adorable what’s her name?
Harry: Lily
*Ron gives Hermione a look that says ‘I told you so’ *
Harry: Lily luna
Hermione: *on the inside* wtf am I chopped liver
*Hermione is pregnant with Hugo, who they were originally going to name Harry*
Hermione: we’re changing the name
Ron: wha-but why Harry works because its H like you so we’ll have an R and an H
Hermione: keep the H, change the Harry
Ron: I dont know many H names for a boy, Hagrid?
Hermione: As much as I love Hagrid I’m not naming my son Hagrid
Ron: Hawthorn?
Hermione: Like the death eater?
Ron: Right….Hugo?
Hermione: Oh! Hugo works!
Ron: Alright…settled
Hermione: screw Harry….. LILY LUNA…..
Ron: I mean he chose Snape over me so…
Hermione: touche

Asljsjhkahssaklsc😹😹😹

Harry, you disappointed us all with your choice of names for your children. 😑😅

Why does everyone forget how physically strong Ron is lol? Like he straight up punches people and knocks them out and like breaks glass by slamming doors. 

“Ron got to his feet and slammed the sliding compartment door so hard behind them that the glass shattered.

‘Ron!’ said Hermione reproachfully, and she pulled out her wand, muttered ‘Reparo!’, and the glass shards flew back into a single pane, and back into the door.”

-GOF 

Ron’s so funny cause he’s like huge and strong but would cry over how cute the baby ducks look in the pond

He is the perfect combination between sweetness and strength 💪🏻🧡

Why does everyone forget how physically strong Ron is lol? Like he straight up punches people and knocks them out and like breaks glass by slamming doors. 

“Ron got to his feet and slammed the sliding compartment door so hard behind them that the glass shattered.

‘Ron!’ said Hermione reproachfully, and she pulled out her wand, muttered ‘Reparo!’, and the glass shards flew back into a single pane, and back into the door.”

-GOF 

Ron is canonically incredibly strong. No wonder he became keeper. 

Hermione: *trying to reach the top shelf to get a book*

Ron: need some help?

Hermione: yes.

Ron: I would like to hear a please.

Hermione(rolls eyes): please Ron help me.

Ron: perfect. Here your book. btw you forgot something.

Hermione: what?

Ron: are you a witch or not?

One of the thousand reasons why I love Ron Weasley (๑♡⌓♡๑)

I just LOVE how romantically Hermione doesn't give af about any guy who isn't Ron.

She called Krum ugly said no one would look at him twice if he couldn't do the wonky faint thing. Then she was busy being jealous of Fleur who had kissed Ron on his cheek when Krum had rescued her from the lake. Then rejected his invitaion to Bulgaria and spent a whole month cleaning dust at the grimmauld place with Ron.

She only asked Cormac out to make Ron jealous.

She had no interest in any other guy. Like homegirl saw Ron and thought 'yeah. I want that' and she got him. What a true QUEEN👑

Weasley is our King and she is our Queen! ♡

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