favourite harry potter pairings ♥ hermione granger & ron weasley “i was listening to the radio, really early on christmas morning, and i heard… i heard you. i heard you coming out of my pocket. your voice came out of this. so i took it out and it didn’t seem different, or anything, but i was sure i’d heard you. so i clicked it. and the light went out in my room, but another light appeared right outside the window. i knew this was it. i grabbed my stuff and packed it, then I put on my rucksack and went out into the garden.”
‘Hang on a moment,’ said Ron sharply. ‘We’ve forgotten someone!’ ‘Who?’ asked Hermione. ‘The house-elves, they’ll all be down in the kitchen, won’t they?’ ‘You mean we ought to get them fighting?’ asked Harry. 'No’ said Ron seriously, 'I mean we should tell them to get out. We don’t want anymore Dobbys, do we? We can’t order them to die for us -’ There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione’s arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
“I love Rupert because he has the best comic timing of anyone! I think he’s absolutely hilarious. He can make me laugh like no one else.” - Emma Watson
Emma Watson & Rupert Grint ‘Order of the Phoenix’ Photocall Paris (2007)
Mine
Summary: She might not be seventeen anymore, but Hermione realises, envy still makes her see red and act utterly stupid.
Rating: M
Category: Envy
Oneshot
Remember in the book when Ron read ‘Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches’ over the summer and then we got all those cute moments of him comforting Hermione, listening to her, complimenting her…? Well, even though that book wasn’t mentioned, we still got to see a few of those moments in the movies.
‘Why would you want to date me?’ A Romione AU fanfiction
This fanfiction was requested by @willingtofightformyhappyending about everyone except Ron and Hermione believing Romione to be a thing. It was originally going to be a fairly short piece, but somehow it ended up being longer than any other fanfiction I’ve ever written. Hope you all like it!
‘You’re impossible, Ron!’
‘Are you really only just getting that now, Hermione?’
Ron glowered down at the bushy-haired witch hurriedly trying to keep up with his enormous strides as they marched along to breakfast. Hermione’s forehead was barely visible underneath her enormously bushy hair, but Ron could tell that it was scrunched up in irritation at him.
‘I mean, you’re always trying to get out of doing homework—.’
‘Of course I do! Unlike a certain genius I could mention, I don’t enjoy doing school-work!’
Hermione’s face lost something of its annoyed expression for a split second as Hermione processed this, but it returned almost instantly.
‘Don’t give me that rubbish, Ron!’
‘It’s true!’
There was a loud snigger from behind them. They both turned to find a fourth-year Ravenclaw boy leaning against the wall. He was grinning in a rather knowing way, which made Ron’s temper flare.
‘Something funny, mate?’ he asked irritably, his eyebrow raised.
The Ravenclaw boy smirked again, and wandered off in the opposite direction, grinning knowingly.
Hermione turned to look at Ron, looking as bewildered as he felt.
‘What was that about?’
‘No idea,’ he said, scratching his head. ‘Come on, if we don’t hurry up, breakfast will have finished!’
‘You and your food,’ muttered Hermione as they began walking again. ‘I’ve never met someone as obsessed with it as much as you.’
‘I grew up in a poor family, okay!’ Ron spat, irritably. ‘When I see free food, I eat it!’
Hermione bit her lip, looking awkward.
‘Sorry,’ she mumbled apologetically.
Ron rubbed the back of his neck. He wasn’t used to Hermione apologising to him- it felt a bit weird.
‘That’s okay,’ he said, as they climbed down the grand staircase ‘Now, if you could just lay off with the lecturing about my Potions essay….’
An AU where Bisexual Harry (The Bi who lived) is constantly flirting outrageously with Ron to force Hermione into action over her crush on the adorably oblivious redhead.
Harry: Wow, Ron- have you been working out? Your muscles look great today!
Ron: I haven’t but thanks, mate! I appreciate it!
Harry: (Smirks knowingly at Hermione)
Hermione: (Glaring daggers at Harry from nearby)
Ron: (Oblivious to everything but now feeling a bit better about himself)
And Harry keeps this up all the way through their school-years:
Harry: Your hair looks fantastic today, Ron!
Ron: Aww, thanks Harry!
Hermione: Will you STOP flirting with him?
Ron: Flirting? What? Harry’s just being nice.
Harry: (trying not to laugh at how angry Hermione is) Yeah, Hermione. I’m just being nice! What, do you have an issue with me complimenting Ron on his hair? Why don’t you try it, Hermione?
Hermione: (turning scarlet)
Ron: (Confused and bewildered)
Even when Ron and Hermione get married:
Harry: (doing his best-man speech at their wedding) And I’ve gotta say, Hermione, you’re very lucky, because Ron is a bl**dy hunk of gorgeous man!
Hermione: (Groaning whilst facepalming)
The entirety of the assembled onlookers: (Trying not to laugh)
Ron: (still thinks Harry is just being nice)
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Ron: Please bring Hermione to me. I want to apologize but she won't talk to me
Harry: Well, she locked herself in the bathroom.
Ron: Just tell her I said something.
Harry: Said what?
Ron: Anything factually inaccurate.
*two minutes later*
Hermione: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the colour of the ocean?
