Um, wow, the prologue is actually here after I said it would be done two weeks ago. Anyway, go read it! Let me know if you like it!
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My great great great great great great great great great great grandfather’s will: And to my best friend 🥺👬 I bequeath my entire swarm of bees 🐝💕
The same man: My wife shall have the copper kitchenware and a single pewter pot
Norma Shearer in He Who Gets Slapped (1924) dir. Victor Sjöström
'boots of resist frost' yeah they're just boots
'shield of blocking'
his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men
Me, age 10, playing Assassin’s Creed in my pink room full of Webkinz:
My friends/coworkers coming out to me that they’re dating: “Hey Annaliese, would you and [boyfriend] wanna go on a double date with us?”
Me:
Them:
Me, internally: “…who are they bringing?”
Best idea for a sitcom:
Not Your Mother’s Telenovela
A Latina 14-year-old girl has a perfectly normal family, except for the fact her mother is an ex-telenovela star. The show is filled with her mother’s spotlight-stealing antics, stories of her days as a celebrity, her little brothers’ crazy schemes, her grandmother (father’s side) trying to reel the mother in, and her nerdy introverted father trying to keep the drama contained.
The first season leads up to the daughter’s quince, trying to get what she wants and not what her mother is trying to create.
There’s ongoing bits:
- People (adults and kids) being shocked at the girl’s awkward father being able to land someone like her mother
- Random fans asking her mother for photos and autographs at awkward times
- Her little brothers making schemes to get out of responsibilities. They on occasion use their schemes for good to help their family members out at comedic moments
- The grandmother randomly dropping incredible events in her life nonchalantly as if they’re not the coolest thing ever
- Her mother comforting her daughter by comparing plots or scenes in her telenovela to the daughter’s real life problems, but they actually help in the end
Over time, the daughter comes to appreciate her mother’s experiences and personality. And, at the end of every episode, the family sits down to dinner as one with love and laughter. (Except for the occasional dramatic cliffhanger)
Oh— and the mother’s parents (her mom insists the kids call her Tía instead of Abuela) sometimes drop in, in all their rich and fancy glory, and remind everyone where the mother got her flair for the dramatic. They tend to accidentally make a mess of things in their desire to make happy moments with their family, but of course fix things in the end.
The order in which you saw Tim Curry’s filmography growing up is incredibly important. For example, I saw it as:
- Barbie in the Nucracker
- Beauty and the Beast: the Enchanted Christmas
- Valiant
- Garfield: a Tale of Two Kitties
- The Secret of Moonacre
- Home Alone 2
- Annie
- Clue
- Rocky Horror Picture Show
As you can see, the pipeline from Children’s Curry eventually leads to Camp Curry
My RDO OC is prettier than yours
I swear I can look at things for such a long time. Put me in front of a scenery and I’m gone. Like just a really good view. You won’t see me move for like half an hour
Everyone must know that my new icon is my favorite Soviet animated character, the Beast, from 1952’s The Scarlet Flower
YO AM I CRAZY OR DID THAT ONE SCENE IN CHAPTER 23 FEEL KINDAAAA 💕💕💕
#‘This blade is all I have to unify our people’#‘It means nothing to me… What means more to me is honor and loyalty and character. These are the reasons I serve you Lady Kryze.’#‘Your song is not yet written. I will serve you until it is.’#i was like—#HUHHH?? 😳💕✨#And in that moment a Bo KaDin stan was born#the mandolorian s3#the mandalorian#the Mandalorian spoilers#Mandalorian#star wars#Disney+#din djarin#bo katan kryze#pedro pascal#katee sackhoff
I need all my no-cable kids to remember these guys with me because looking back I’m not entirely convinced that these guys were not an innuendo for boobs
Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
Casual cruelty has become so ingrained in a lot of people because we live in a society that is structured in a cruel way. To be quite honest you are obligated to consider the harm of your words and actions no matter your personal hardships.
