Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before

Wtf

what the FUCK

SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT!

is it not common knowledge that the creator of spongebob is also a marine biologist

No no it’s not. Holy shit he was a genius.

Thank this marine biologist for making the greatest classic show ever.

This has made my night the whole family together look smug

They look like they’re plotting Pence’s demise and I’m fucking Living

this is the first meme of 2018

holiday memes thread

post your favorite holiday memes go

add more

im on mobile but someone add the: -guy with a mohawk who has tiny santa hats on each spike -“swedish christmas goat burned down for 27th time” -sleigh my name sleigh my name

shitscram

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

And a warm girl

!!!!!!!!

References to Mexican Culture in Coco

By now, you’ve probably heard Coco is one of the most well researched films about Mexico and its culture. There are many small details that make it feel like Mexico: the stone roads in a small town, the traditional embroidery patterns in the shirts of Miguel’s female relatives, an uncle wearing a soccer team shirt, even a bowl of limes in a stand of aguas frescas. Of course, the looks of papel picado, day of the dead altars, and cemeteries are also well represented. The clothes of the relatives Miguel sees in the world of the dead is accurate to their eras. While these are a nice touch, you’re ultimately not missing out on anything by not spotting them, so in this post I wanted to talk about the more culturally based details that show the most research and you might not understand if you’re not very well acquainted with Mexican culture:

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SPOILERS but really interesting

Jensen Ackles - A Selected Filmography

☒ rekt 

☐ not rekt

when is it okay to start blogging baby grinch again

Now

“evil” versions of characters are always way hotter than the regular version

unf

All this net neutrality discourse has shown me is that about 95% of you don’t have a fucking clue how the internet works

@communick for example, I saw a post saying without net neutrality ISP’s will track which websites you visit and lgbt teenagers in homes where they aren’t safe to come out will be in danger bc their parents might have access to their history. Net neutrality has absolutely no affect on this that’s just how it’s always been

A few days ago someone told me without net neutrality ISP’s might decide to block Marxist tumblr blogs without realizing that Verizon owns tumblr and can block Marxist tumblr blogs whenever they want regardless of net neutrality rules.

Like people are on here absolutely terrified of an ISP hypothetically controlling what they can read and in the next post they’ll complain about being automatically unfollowed from the net neutrality tag.

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

me working for CSI:

*stands over a dead body and horks a long, stringy spit that goes all the way down to touch the corpse and then i slurp it back up* hmm…. the victim has been dead for at least 12 hours

Favorite line to use in an argument is “I don’t need to take this from someone who sucks toes.”

It shuts down anyone who does suck toes and completely and totally derails and confuses anyone who doesn’t.

Either way I win.

acts of bravery that go underappreciated: - taking medication/seeing a professional - bringing up something that makes you anxious and talking through it - admitting you made a mistake - sending a message first - apologizing - standing up for yourself

feel free to add on!

fighting self destructive behaviors!

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:

Whenever someone is found to have “died peacefully in their sleep”, it’s entirely possible they woke up in severe pain and then died

wheres the video of the japanese man making a spam sandwich. thats the only good content on earth