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This is how it is to be Léonys of Rohan:

@rohirric-hunter / rohirric-hunter.tumblr.com

Star Wars, MCU, Tangled, Lord of the Rings, probably Critical Role soon. Fanfic, theories, shitposts. Call me Snowy. I post a lot about my LotRO OCs. Morgoth is the name of my cat. In this house we don't support Amazon's LotR series.

I mean this in the kindest and most sympathetic way, but I think there must be something wrong with people who have never loved anything enough to engage with it in a creative way like writing fanfic or drawing fanart. It’s not natural for humans to not love things in a way that inspires creation. I know this comes off as condescending but it’s really genuinely so sad.

i’m starting a movement to stop calling this shit “artificial intelligence” cause it’s fucking not. it’s not intelligent, and the things it produces are not informed by logical choices. it doesn’t know how to research sources for you. it doesn’t compose art thoughtfully or meaningfully.

call it machine-generated, text generator, chat bot, but it’s not intelligent.

I'm going to go outside and find a pair of shoes that someone has hung on a power line, climb the power line, chew through it, crochet it into a chain stitch, wrap it around the power pole, and then take the shoes and cut them up into strips and knit them into a mushroom.

I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol

-scratching the floor near their bowl- “Nasty, filthy dry foods they serves us. We wants soft, juicy morsels from the canses.”

-sitting in the window- “What’s it doing, precious? What noises it makes with pointy mouth. We wants it…”

“Wicked, tricksy humanses doesn’t feeds us in hours. Must reminds them or we’ll starve. Wait for dinners? Oh no. That would kill us! Kill us!”

-bringing dead animals to owner- “Look! Look! See what good kitty finds! Eat them! Eat them!”

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There are many flavors of cats. Victorian child cats and Gollum cats are both equally valid.

i love when you're so obsessed about The Character that you actually post about them Less than other characters because every time you draft up a post you're like "oh god. they're gonna know. they're all gonna know i'm obsessed with The Character. and that i'm thinking of them 24/7."

Somebody stole €30 from me via Paypal. Excited to see Paypal tell me it's not fraudulent even though I've literally never used Euros once in the ten years I've had the account.

Update Paypal sent me a cancellation notice addressed to Uber (which I believe was the service that someone else purchased something from with my Paypal account). I don't know why I got the cancellation notice addressed to Uber, but that's Paypal for you.

Me: Hi, Paypal. I would like to view my transaction history please.

Paypal: *cackles* First you must answer my riddles three!!! First, WHICH of these random buttons that appear to have nothing to do with your account do you think that information is hidden behind? WRONG!!!!