Right, I just wanna state a fact and say the Necrofex Colossus is the coolest thing to possibly exist in any fantasy setting
Who doesn’t love a walking pirate ship with three 32 pounders strapped to its arm that is glued together by necromancy and the corpses of its former crew? Pirates are cool. but vampire pirates who do shit like this are just on a whole other level.
LIKE COME ON; IT’S AWESOME!!!
Encounter: vampire pirates that turned their ship into a big guy
what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard
Maple syrup vampire husband
Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.
The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe
This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!
I regret nothing
jess got a random wrong text & now we're trying to haggle for whatever this car is
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jess got a random wrong text & now we're trying to haggle for whatever this car is
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This is so very fucking rad. ❤️🖤
the problem with walter white, kylo ren etc. is that they are not a cute girl. so the crimes cannot be excused
This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar
It's him, Julius xi/xir
My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.
Imagine if you had won though.
I made this post 6 years ago and it has 195 thousand notes, and this is my favorite response to it
It's awesome how this woman is torpedoing the fuck out of the goodwill and respect voice actors have clawed their way into getting over the last few years for whatever Category 5 White Woman Moment bender she's currently on
- Cecil Hepworth & Percy Stow 1903 original 12 minute short is the first known film adaptation of Lewis Carroll’s 1865 “Alice in Wonderland”. The film was partilally restored with its original tinting in 2010. (x) Alice in Wonderland (1903) Directed By: Cecil Hepworth & Percy Stow
