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@rogueofbullshit

26 yrs old (March 1997)

Black Cat!Wanderer, who you find in an alleyway behind your apartment complex, badly bruised and barely conscious. He's poorly dressed, even for a hybrid, shivering and deathly pale, but he still finds the strength to snap at you as you approach him. You have to bribe him with fish you can't afford and a blanket nicer than anything you'd buy for yourself before he lets you so much as touch him, and even then, he's quick to growl and tell you to get away from him as soon as you try to pet him. He's a temperamental kitten, but considering the state he's in, you can't say you blame him for being so defensive.

Black Cat!Wanderer, who lets himself into your apartment after a few weeks of alleyway visits and offered meals. He doesn't scratch at your door or ask to come in. You find him played out on your couch when you get home, muttering that it'd been too long since the last time he saw you and scowling into a clawed-up pillow. He still comes and goes as he pleases (you wouldn't try to keep a hybrid so clearly used to being on his own), but he spends most of his time curled up on your bed or trailing after you around the house, still pretending he'd rather be anywhere on earth other than in your lap. He says that you're just like every other human, that he only hangs around you for the food and a warm place to sleep, but the way he purrs when you scratch at his ears says otherwise.

Black Cat!Wanderer, who doesn't just visit you at home, either. He always seemed to ""coincidentally"" be passing by your office just in time to walk you home from work, and doesn't seem to consider a quick grocery run or shopping trip to be a good enough excuse to get rid of him. You're lucky he's a cat, rather than something bigger, something more difficult to pass off whenever he follows you into a cafe or bodega. He's lucky that he's so cute, or else you might call his bluff and start treating him like the housecat he won't admit he wants to be.

Black Cat!Wanderer, who doesn't know that you know he likes to cuddle up to you while you're asleep. Most of the time, he'll wait until you go to bed properly before curling up against your side, but you've found him laid out on top of you after passing out on your tiny couch, fast asleep despite his best efforts to always scurry away before you notice he's there. You never considered yourself a catperson before you met him, but god, sometimes you feel like you could spend the rest of your life fawning over your shy little alley cat.

Black Cat!Wanderer, who's been with you long enough to be hyper-aware that there are people - humans, nonetheless - you'd rather spend time with than him. He doesn't need your attention, he doesn't need you, but he's not going to lose you to a human, either - not when you're the only person he can stand to be around.

Black Cat!Wanderer, who might just be a cat but still has teeth and claws as sharp as any predator. Following the coworker you've mentioned just a few too many times home is child's play, and it only takes a few seconds to drag his claws across their throat, to dig his teeth into their jugular and shut them up before they can scream. It's just like killing a rat, something you've praised him for a thousand times, even if he still cringes when the taste of iron hits his tongue.

Black Cat!Wanderer, who spent enough time as a stray to know the best places to put something he doesn't want anyone else to find. The body is dropped into a gutter with a loose grate, the blood washed off of his face in a relatively clean drainage canal. He's home by sunrise, and he can't control the way his chest rumbles as he slots himself against your side - happier than he's ever been before.

Black Cat!Wanderer, who'd do anything to make himself the center of your little world.

C-creep reader spotting Erin sneaking around their house and choking the shit out of him, jerking him off when he gets hard from the abuse. They promise if he cums before he passes out - they'll let him live. I need to go back to sleep this shit straight outta Erin's fantasy book

tw/cw: yandere themes, erin being judgemental, erin labeling you as parentless. tsun! rin. this is just my headcannon, not a part of the mr. devil continuity.

SORRY TEDDI I CHANGED MY MIND

THE CRUMBS OF THE RIN ARE XKXIIDKSNXISKS 👌🏻💋

Erin doesn’t know why he’s so fixated with you. You’re a creep. Not just in his eyes, but to everyone else who knew you. If the way you panted in class as you stared at other students wasn’t already a dead giveaway of your nature, there was also you fisting your cock at one of the more attractive, younger professors as if you weren’t right beside him.

So why was he out here at the dead of night attempting to pry into whatever secrets you hold in that abode of yours? It was nothing much. You lived alone for the most part. He wasn’t surprised given your maladjusted personality. You probably were either neglected by your parents or have none at all. Pfft, you’re such a loser. There was no way he could be interested in you.

Still, all hesitance, reason, and guilt leaves his mind as he passes by your window. Eagerly forcing it open. He shook violently in excitement, drool leaving his lips.

But before he could properly take a step inside, you have already pinned him on the floor. Hands restricted his breathing and movement as you ensnared his neck.

“Cum for me before you go unconscious, and maybe you’ll live to see another day, hm?”

Fuck. He doesn’t know what was more embarrassing. The fact that a creepy, loser like you overpowered him so easily or how you don’t even need to start touching him for that to happen.

Anonymous asked:

What if I ask for Clovers autograph?

Sign on my tiddies—

"Can I get your autograph?"

The magician grabs the blade piercing his chest, apply weight to the handle till it slides through his ribcage. He sputters; pain real as ever - confirming this reality as beyond fantasy. "You are.....talking to me, correct?"

"Yea, I loved your act. Can you sign my tits?"

Clover's tattered heart sings at the revelation. He thought the act went horribly what with him settling one of his ears on fire and releasing a life snake out into the crowd when it bit his lip after he pulled it from his throat. The rabbit demon was elated. His first autograph - his first fan. The fool tried not to be optimistic, but he was lovestruck. A moment like this was easy to forget nor was your lovely face. He had to improve his act, he had to keep you coming back, but more importantly-

"Certainly! Just let me grab something to write down for you." Clover fishes through his pockets - dropping pens, markers, and other writing tools at his feet. "Forgive me for the cluster. I've been - waiting for this moment for quite some time. Do you have a preferred choice of ink, color? If you need a booklet I'm sure I..... I......"

His hands fall out of his pockets, contents spilling on the floor. "p-p-pardon?"

In all the excitement Clover's brain had failed to process the rest of your statement. He flushes, patting his burnt ear. "Ahaha, I must've been injured worsen than I thought. Surely you wouldn't want someone like me to do something as intimate as write on your... bosom."

"Why not? It'd be awesome. If you don't want to I'm sorry."

"Ah, it's nothing like that. I'm just flattered an attractive figure like yourself would allow me to paint them though I'm sure a signature on paper would last longer."

Clover picks up a marker as you lift your shirt. Stardom was utterly terrifying, but what a thrill it was. He wasn't sure he could start a single show now without seeing your face in the crowd. He wondered if it would be appropriate to write his number along with his name, but his lost his phone sometime during the show. Someway he'd find the courage to ask you yours - he had to.

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Anonymous asked:

not to be crazy but i think the first time his darling called him “husband” during sex clover came immediately and then spent like 20 min crying about it

[suggestive/very light smut, minors begone]

"Clover - you coming to bed soon?"

"In a moment, dear. Just finishing up."

The magician waits for the settle of the bed as you lay back down before snipping the excess string of the stitching over his heart, picking up a roll of bandages as he places the medical scissors in hand on the counter. He wraps the gauze around his torso twice over with a third binding for good measure. It really was a hassle, more nights than before now considering he had a lover. Nothing Clover had tried was able to seal the wound. Stitches of various patterns, patches and whatever cut of cloth deemed viable- all bled through by that eternal infliction within his heart. The only functional stopper was the dagger that had done him in. The ghastly sight disgusted him before, but now it only reminds him of how times had changed for the better.

Though his heart had been torn to shreds in the physical sense, it and his broken soul had been mended by the simple comfort of another to share his bed with. Clover wipes at the mirror, staring deeply at his reflection. A man once without a love now a beast with so much he'd die for good at its lost. How could such a face catch the eye of someone as magnificent as you?

Ordering your mostly obedient slave to fuck you senseless and see them hesitate since they respect you too much and hold you in high regards but also don't want to disobey your words. And they fuck you like some rugged, feral being far from their usual meek and submissive self and they just continue moving their hips and using their mouth to make you finish so many times that you can't even count it. They're just being good, right? They're not being a disrespectful pet, right? They're doing as they were ordered but you just feel so good they're losing their mind and losing control of their body, right? Fuck. Need more. Want more. Tell me I'm doing good, master. Tell me I'm the best toy you have. Please...please...please.

There seems to be a translation error in About Jingliu. Blade's story dialogues gave me some delicious suffering, but I know there's a different "feeling" when it comes to the original text and I was right, because 1) CN text for Blade was even more tragic and despair-inducing, and 2) this translation little error.

In EN, as seen above, it says that "as she [Jingliu] brandishes her sword" it would send phantom pain surging through Blade.

But in CN text the meaning is slightly different. In fact, there're some parts in CN text that are literally omitted (the part between the two "——") and it's basically saying:

"Every time I [Blade] swing my blade, phantom pain surges endlessly through my body —— every strike was fatal, every wound was agonizing but never enough to kill me —— it was all thanks to her!"

Of course, there's probably a more elegant way to word that, espcially since Blade speaks like a dignified old man lmao. Can't really think of flowery words.

So yes, anyways, my poor insane murder baby Blade... /sobbing/

also preparing another word vomit because I like to read about Blade and am fired up about expanding on his suffering :P

Their butterfly: Introduction

Name: Y/n L/n

Age : n/n(not a minor)

Eye colour : E/c

Hair colour : H/c

Skin colour: S/c

Gender : female

Body type : chubby

Love interests

Yoon Seungho

"I never have been interested in a female before.....but you..... Your body seems to call for me..."

Baek Na-kyum

"Noona you feel so soft and warm.....you make me feel safe.."

Lee Jihwa

"If you were a man I would have fallen for you ......you are quite handsome for a woman..."

(Nameless one )Meumyeong

"You don't know what you do to me .....the way you look at me......you don't know how hard it is for me to control my inner demons."

In-hun

Image

"I may be be literate and wise but ....my lady I'm still a man who is weak to a flower's beauty."

(I hate him very much he is in this work just for torturing purpose)

Yoon Seung-won

"I don't know why you want to be with my older brother.....when I promise you that if you marry me, everything you want will be at your feet."

Will add more characters if needed later .

Twisted Wonderland: Darling escapes during the wedding night when her Suitor becomes drunk. (Malleus, Silver, Ace, Deuce, Epel, Ruggie, Leona) Warning: Female Reader, Yandere themes, Dark themes, NSFW. Patreon Content - Full Story. Patreon Content - Full Story.

Prologue:

The scent of booze was strong in the air, nearly causing you to gag as you watched the way your husband and his closest friends took swigs of their drinks, while his arm remained around your waist, preventing you from going anywhere. Beer, vodka, whiskey swirled in their glasses as drunk guests danced to the beat of the live music, while others ate and chatted, not caring about the fact that your cheeks were soiled with mascara stains, as you allowed a few stray tears to escape from your eyes.

TWST: Where Darling slaps her Yandere Suitor and his reaction – Divus, Malleus, Lilia, Jade, Azul, Leona, Jack. Warning : NSFW, Female Reader. Patreon Content- Full Story.

Prologue:

Glares were exchanged between two people, you and your self-proclaimed lover, whose arms were constantly enclosed around your waist, as he kept you locked away from the rest of the world in his bed room. The chains that kept you constantly tied to his luxurious bed, felt cold against your wrists and ankles as you continuously tried wiggling away from the obsessive man, who had kidnapped you away from your blissful life, bestowing you with a rather empty existence, one that you were not happy about.

TWST: Darling tells her Yandere Suitor that she loves him and his reaction. Warning: Yandere themes, Female Reader, Stockholm Syndrome. Patreon Content - Full post.

Prologue:

A gentle peck to the cheek was all that you gave to your lover as you obediently sat in his lap, on another weekend, which he spent with you at home, slightly catching him off guard, prompting his gaze to meet your own. “Feeling affectionate today, ____? Surprising to see it coming from the girl, who nearly bashed my head with a lamp a few months ago, I still have a bump you know.” His voice was laced with sarcasm and a hint of affection as his long fingers lazily played with your tresses as he busied his other hand with his cellphone, deciding what food he should order for the two of you to enjoy.

Twisted Wonderland: Darling rejecting her Yandere Suitor (First Years Edition) Ace, Deuce, Sebek. Warning: Female Reader, NSFW, Yandere themes, Dark themes.

Request: May I request a darling rejecting her yandere suitor first years edition? qwq I really really love your works💖💖hsdgjsfdgshgdjs

Author’s note: Thank you for the wonderful request <3! I had no idea what to write for Epel and Jack, if you want me to include them as well, please drop off a prompt for me either in the comments or anonymously <3

Ace Trappola

The delicious scent and flavor of cherry pie spread across your tongue, causing a satisfied sigh to escape from your lips as you and Ace sat next to each other on a bench while overlooking the beautiful garden that was situated at the very center of the Heartslabyul dorm. The air around you was crisp and fresh, while the last rays of the sun danced through the sky – coloring your features into a warm shade of orange and pink, making you look absolutely breath taking to the handsome boy beside you, whose crimson orbs were constantly trained on your features.

Twisted Wonderland: Darling escapes from her Husband while pregnant, only to be found by him years later. Part 1 - Malleus, Lilia, Vil, Azul, Floyd. Warning: Female Darling, Yandere themes, Dark themes, Light Angst.

Request:  Can i request yandere twst suitors vs a mc runs away with their child for years hcs please ( ;∀;) like how they found her and how they react when they saw their child.

Author’s note: Thank you for the wonderful request <3 Enjoy <3 Let me know if you’d like a part 2.

S/N- Son’s name, D/N - daughter’s name.

The Escape

Your feet carried you through the night, as terror and adrenaline rushed through your veins, allowing you to clumsily but nonetheless effectively escape from the grounds of your lover’s dorm and through the hall of mirrors, where the dark mirror had greeted you with a disapproving frown, one that you chose to ignore in your haste.

Twisted Wonderland: Female Darling wants to be a Housewife for her Yandere Suitor Part 2 - Trey, Lilia, Sebek, Dire.  Warning: STOCKHOLM SYNDROME, Yandere themes, NSFW.

Request:  I greatly enjoyed your housewife reader headcannons. (I imagine that Idia would call his housewife darling a literal waifu ☺️) Are you willing to do a part 2 for trey, lilia, sebek, and dire? I think that this arrangement would work in favor for the characters who are more busy or have to leave the house for work.

Trey Clover:

He will find it adorable - seeing you fussing over his health by cooking him meals, or cleaning up his room, will leave Trey feeling both fuzzy with warmth and guilty at the same time. “You don’t have to clean or cook _____, you can leave it to me, you know? I just want you to enjoy your time doing what you love.” The kind smile upon his lips, will be met with your pleading look as you practically leap into his arms, begging for a chance to do something useful at the house. 

Naturally your doting husband will yield quite easily, allowing you to do things at your own, simply because there is nothing he adores more than the beautiful smile upon your lips, as you hum under your breath as you work through the house. 

At first Netflix said, come write for us. We’ll save your cancelled shows and write about whatever niche story you want. Our algorithm says people will watch it!

Then a few years later they said, regardless of our promises or contract obligations we are cancelling shows after two seasons without telling anyone. Turns out no matter how loved a show is, we get less subscriptions after the second season.

How many subscriptions did we bring you? Netflix won’t say.

So writers started writing two season shows. Just give us two seasons, Netflix. Like you promised.

Then Netflix said, oops sorry! Turns out your show didn’t premiere at #1 and the views in the first day weren’t what we wanted so we’re cancelling your second season.

What were the numbers? How many people watched our show? Netflix doesn’t say.

Then, they did something extra special. They started taking shows and splitting their first season into two halves. Inside Job was not two seasons. It was one season split in half.

Oops! Sorry! The second half of your first season didn’t do as well as the first half, so now your show is cancelled!

Why? How many people? How much money? These companies are making cash hand over fist and they refuse to tell people the truth: people loved your show. Loved it. But some corpo exec wanted an infinite money making machine. Do you know how long shows are in production for before you watch them? Years. Like, 5+, even 10+ years. And Netflix gives it less than a week before they decide whether you’re getting cancelled.

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Summary: You were an assassin, assigned to kill the prince while disguised as his fiancee. It didn't go as planned. tw: female reader, non - con, possessive behavior, knifeplay, death threats, threats of violence, hinted confinement, back to royalty au baby

You were so close you could practically taste freedom. You could smell the filth covering the fat stack of money waiting for you at the other side, you could picture your hometown and the smile on your mother's face, her gleaming eyes--

You were so close when you felt his hand clamp around your waist like a heavy metal chain, dragging your dagger down and taking it away from you. Damn it all - you were a spy, not a warrior. You realized fairly quickly you could never take him down in a fight as two bottomless eyes of ice stared at you from beneath. Next thing you knew, you were flipped on your back through sheer force, your body slamming into the pillows - but even the soft sheets weren't enough to stop the pain as your head made contact with the hard joinery.