“Thank you”
one of the attorneys at work just walked into another one's office and I faintly heard him go "is that a SKELETON?"
They have named her Rose
Two of the other attorneys have now dressed her up in clothing
I came in this morning and someone had positioned her right outside my cubicle...
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hilarious update: it turns out that the attorney was on an important zoom call all morning, so she put the skeleton under the proximity sensor that controls the lights for this section of the office so they wouldn't turn off mid-call
attorney: [places a six foot tall plastic skeleton under the proximity sensor]
the sensor:
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Instead of posting all of the screenshots of the thread I'm just going to copy any paste the text from the unrolled thread:
A lot of people are getting the OnlyFans story wrong, and the reality of it is a lot more damaging and concerning to both the livelihood of sex workers and online freedom in general.
OnlyFans isn’t ditching porn and sex workers because it’s trying to get new investments. It’s ditching them because on October 1st of 2021 MasterCard is implementing new rules governing sites with adult content that use their payment processing systems.
These rules will basically require that OnlyFans (and every other site that accepts MasterCard payments) not only fully verify every user and every person who appears in every adult video, but review all posted content before publication, including real-time review of livestreams
The new records-keeping, review processes, verification and other requirements are going to be expensive and time-consuming. OnlyFans seems to have decided it’s not worth it. More importantly though, these rules will put incredible pressure on smaller sites and indie creators.
Of course, they could just decide not to accept MasterCard, but it’s likely Visa and others will follow suit eventually
So why the rule changes? Because last December the New York Times published an opinion piece by Nick Kristof caller “The Children of Pornhub” that accused the site and its parent company of profiting off revenge porn, child porn and sex trafficking.
Which, to be clear, they kinda were. PornHub was notoriously bad among the tube sites for its reckless lack of content moderation and exploitation of the people whose videos ended up there. Because of the story, Visa and MasterCard both cut PornHub off.
PornHub has since moved to a model where it only posts verified users, but the big payment processors haven’t relented, and are looking to remove themselves from any other business that might be involved in sex trafficking, non-consensual content, etc. Hence the rule changes.
But here’s the thing: Kristof’s story might have been correct on some of PornHub’s abuses but it was deeply manipulative and painfully wrongheaded about sex trafficking in porn and, like almost anything he writes about sex, a filtered version of Christian dominionist propaganda
One of the primary sources in Kristof’s article is Traffickinghub founder Laila Mickelwait. She also works for the group Exodus Cry, a Christian group that is among other things anti-sex, anti-homosexuality and, naturally, anti-semitic.
Groups like this don’t care about sex trafficking or non-consensual videos on a porn site. Those are footholds to their broader goal, with is to destroy the entire sex industry. That the majority of it is legal and consensual is pointless; they want it all gone on principle.
Sex trafficking makes a good narrative toward that goal. It’s why the old anti-porn Morality in the Media group from the 1960s is now called “The National Center on Sexual Exploitation”
Kristof has played this role before. His basic tactic is to use manipulative and manipulated stories of sexual abuse to attack broader institutions. That he ends up a mouthpiece filtering deeply regressive Evangelical Christian anti-sex mythology to the mainstream is a given.
The attack on PornHub did nothing to stop sex trafficking and a lot to take money out of the legal porn industry. The new MasterCard rules are a direct result of this, which basically means an overwrought Christian anti-sex fever dream is now dictating sexual content online.
Almost the entire anti-trafficking movement is an Evangelical project to get liberal supporters to sign off on a laundry list of Christian anti-sex policies. It’s been one of their most successful propaganda projects. It’s also likely gotten a lot of sex workers killed.
It’s the reason Craigslist and Backpage don’t do classifieds for sex workers, because of trafficking scares, removing a relatively safe way to meet clients and moving workers back to more exploitative and dangerous venues.
Anti-trafficking groups have shut down AIDS programs that worked with sex workers and replaced them with abstinence-only programs. They’ve gotten police doing “trafficking raids” that are just giant crackdowns on consensual sex work, sending more sex workers to jail.
Because that’s the whole point of this. It’s a giant propaganda push, one with real teeth to it, to attack all sex work, legal or otherwise, consensual or not. OnlyFans dropping porn is just the next step. It’s only going to get worse.
Some sources:
MasterCard’s rule changes
xbiz.com/news/258606/he…
Kristof’s use of Evangelical propaganda
newrepublic.com/article/160488…
OnlyFans actual statement on why they changed policy
Here's What the New Mastercard Rules Mean for Adult Sites, ProducersAfter yesterday’s XBIZ report that Mastercard Inc. had decided to change the requirements it sets for banks that process payments for “sellers of adult content,” industry payment processors, attorneys…https://www.xbiz.com/news/258606/heres-what-the-new-mastercard-rules-mean-for-adult-sites-producers
Nick Kristof and the Holy War on PornhubHaving declared victory in its war on Backpage and sex work, the liberal-conservative coalition has pivoted to porn.https://newrepublic.com/article/160488/nick-kristof-holy-war-pornhub
OnlyFans Releases Official Statement About Upcoming Ban on 'Sexually-Explicit Conduct'OnlyFans has released an official statement regarding their upcoming ban on content depicting "sexually-explicit conduct," effective October 1.https://www.xbiz.com/news/261183/onlyfans-releases-official-statement-about-upcoming-ban-on-sexually-explicit-conduct
Just going to make sure one point of this thread is clear: MasterCard’s rule changes will do nothing to stop sex trafficking. They might have a marginal effect on non-consensual videos in general but overall these rules are about their own liability, not concern for victims.
The end result of the change is it will be harder to sell sexually explicit content online unless you are part of a major player that can afford the costs to meet the new requirements. Indie sex workers will be driven out and larger companies will be more powerful.
So little to zero assistance for any actual victim of a sex crime and enormous overbearing punishment directed at the creators of legal, consensual work.
If you want to actually help sex workers, I recommend swopbehindbars.org which runs a bail fund and does work in decriminalization.
There is, so far, no character limit and no attachment limit.
I copied and pasted the whole bee movie script and uploaded 3 tiktoks and 20 memes in one submission. Have fun!
Remember: for stuff like this, it’s best to submit reports that look legit on the surface but are completely bogus. The goal is to get the organization wasting time and resources chasing ghosts. Meme submissions are easily filtered out and will likely never be seen by human eyes.
Nah you can submit random shit because it overloads their servers, especially when there is currently no attachment limit. Eva Galperin is a technical advisor at EFF and if it was necessary to make it seem real she wouldn't suggest "arbitrary strings". The point is to overload their servers and bring the whole thing down, not just make them waste time. Total disruption.
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i’ve seen so many ppl be like yeah i would take it out just to play by myself like wow all of us were really just sitting on the floor moving pebbles around for the thrill
Never forget that the Republicans used the covid pandemic to use eugenics to kill off hundreds of thousands of chronically ill and disabled people by insisting we should use "herd immunity" as our response and went on about how it was okay because "most people won't die" leaving out the fact that many of those who died were chronically ill and disabled. They didn't care about the lives of the chronically ill and disabled if it meant they preserved wealth for millionaires.
I love the idea that when girls are gifted “domestic” toys like dolls and tea sets they’re going to play quietly and appropriately like lol. those dolls are practicing black magic. the tea is poisoned. the kitchen is run by vampires. someone’s howling like a wolf.
@flowersforvax the quintessential doll experience. I love it.
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another attack from artfight that i'm proud of!
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As much as I love all the panic and chaos going on and everyone freaking out about money again because they didn’t plan for the worst…
Onlyfans is NOT cancelling SW or NUDE Content. There is an app being released in October on apple and android. The apps stores do not allow apps that show nudity (can’t use adult discord servers on iPhones, it’ll be just like this). If you continue to use Onlyfans on Web browser or PC you will still have the exact same experience #reblog
Onlyfans literally sent out and email TODAY to models. Last minute no forewarning and also also THERE WAS NO POINT IN ADDING THAT TO THIS POST
If people choose this time to switch platforms they SHOULD.
If you don't want to, that's perfectly fine but please don't add misinformation on a post that's just about diversifying your content and branching out.
Even if Onlyfans didn't send out the email, even if they weren't trying to do the alleged move to the Apple store, REGARDLESS
if someone was using that platform only to sell their content, this could be a perfect opportunity to give themselves another helpful source of income or switch altogether
Many sex workers didn't even know there were other options to begin with.
Comparison of some alternatives to Onlyfans!🖤
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fyi the owner of the company behind justforfans has been accused of rape.
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