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Actually Just a Gay Lion

@rockpapertheodore / rockpapertheodore.tumblr.com

You know that one guy you don't want your children hanging around? I'm totally not that guy. That guy's weird. Get him out of here. I fancy myself a writer, but have never had anything published. In fact, just recently (as of March 9, 2011), I made my first story submission to anything. I submitted my short story Isaac and Friedrich to the Lorian Hemingway Short Story Competition. Woo!

back for seconds

even though CAMP DAMASCUS is eleven days from release just learned we have already entered a SECOND PRINTING. i am humbled by your support of someone with a way as unusual as mine. i am honored by your trot by my side. you have proven love to me today thank you buckaroos

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Much can be said about the babygirlification of middle age internet men but im kinda obsessed with how this pic of Jerma985 is giving 'idol anime/gacha waifu christmas promotional card'

If you think about it, Shakespeare pioneered the genre of real-person fiction, paving the way for works such as Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. Therefore, Shakespeare is directly responsible for Miku binder Thomas Jefferson. In this essay, I will

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

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Ladies, if your man

-has blond hair

-Is the hero of time

-wields a broken sword

-transes the audience's gender

-spends time on incredibly shitty construction projects

That's not Link from Tears of The Kingdom, that's Dave Strider!