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being in your 20s is like playing the sims except your sim won’t do any god damn thing you tell them and all your bars are moderately orange to an ugly shade of red
Someone please exit my game
how do i ctrl + shift + c
motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode mothe…
god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time
the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking
me: “i’d like a toothpick please.”
god, probably: “great! that’ll be 18 dollars.”
me: “sounds about right. here’s my entire wallet”
failure anxiety really is psychological torture
you can't bring yourself to start any task because of the possibility that you'll fail to produce anything of value and end up not only having to confront the fact that you were never capable of doing it, but that you wasted time and energy trying. but every second you don't spend working on it your brain is screaming at you that you're losing valuable time and only increasing the probability of failure.
and every success you've had in the past does nothing to reduce your anxiety, and in fact only makes it worse, because you feel like you've given other people expectations of you that are impossible to meet, since as far as you're concerned all your previous achievements are the result of chance and not your abilities and skills.
me: *moving the camera around my character, checking them out*
my character:
relationships are so much healthier when the goal is to experience life together and not to try to make the person into who you want them to be or to make them do what you want them to do.
Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
hes from an alternate timeline
the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory
rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.
TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)
Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed
Partner 2: Anxiety™
Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.
BONUS:
How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork
Michael Schur is the only valid person to write heterosexual romances
I think the bathrooms in this sports bar are asking me if I’m a top or bottom
yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE
Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey
This one?
THE FAE ARE NOT GONE HUMANS JUST MADE THEM CYBORGS
GEE FRISK HOW COME YOU GOATMOM LETS YOU HAVE SO MANY PARENTS
based on this
yeah that would be friday
FRIDAY EXISTS
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Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut the fuck up.
They’re like adult pacifiers
Every anime fr
obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin
portals
Don’t walk up the stairs
if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me
everyone shut up about the mcu and talk about the cmu (cozy media universe):
i’m gonna piss myself
